Thursday, July 22, 2010

Big Brother 12 - Episode 7 Recap

First of all, I want to say whoever is running the CBS Big Brother section of their website, I'm not happy with. Do not name clips " is out" because chances are, anyone watching this episode online hasn't seen it yet to know who is evicted so you just spoiled it. Like you did to me.

Secondly, I will say it once and I'll say it again. Rachel is a moron. She seriously thinks Monet is her biggest threat? She's an idiot. And the way she says things about it so smugly just makes her look even more like a stupid bitch. I can't wait to see her evicted out of this house and I'm hoping it's this coming week.

Broken Record: Hayden needs to stop yelling in the diary rooms. It's seriously like he is mentally handicapped and cannot speak to America without shouting. It's annoying. We can hear you Hayden. We can hear you.

Also, Hayden and Kristen, it's not a secret showmance if you're in bed together. Ever. Everyone knows. You're not fooling anyone.

Rachel also needs to stop yelling. And speaking like a moron. But then again that would mean she would never speak. Which I'd be totally fine with. Especially since she's spreading lies now and then trying to act superior. Honestly, I thought you had to be 21 to be on this show? This girl has done nothing to convince me that she's not in the 8th grade.

The house meeting was amazing because it backfired on Rachel and Matt's idiotic gameplay also got called out. I love how delusional Rachel and Brendon are to the fact that everyone is against them. It's ridiculous that anyone as dumb as them can perform basic motor functions.

Can I also suggest that Rachel never become HoH again? Not just because I hate her and want her gone, but listening to her one on one interview with Julie Chen on the results show makes me want to kill myself. Her voice is annoying as hell and listening to her obnoxious laugh every 10 seconds makes me want to kill myself. I don't want her on my TV at all...much less in an extended one on one interview during results shows.

Mad props to Matt for calling Julie the Chenbot to her face. He just gained ten cool points in my eyes. That was ballsy.

And by an unsurprising vote of 7-2 Monet was evicted.

I was really disappointed Monet didn't hug at least Britney whenever she was evicted. I don't blame her for snubbing the rest, but I thought she'd want to say goodbye to her best friend in the house at the very least.

With the goodbye videos, is Rachel seriously going to accuse every female that leaves this house of "trying to come between her and her man?" She sounds like a stupid white trash whore when she talks like that. Honestly Rachel, you're painfully pathetic. And Britney's goodbye video was so amazing that it has to be quoted. "I am so going to miss sitting in the back yard and talking with you about how high-waisted Kristen's pants are and how skanky Rachel's dressing every day and how annoying her laugh is and all of the things we could do with her hair extensions. It's going to be really really hard without you." I love you, Britney. I truly do. <3

Since Rachel was HoH this past week, she is ineligible to compete in this week's competition. For this week's HoH, it's an endurance competition. The houseguests have to stand on moving surfboards while water is pouring down on them and the last houseguest standing is the HoH for the week. It is also doubling as the Haves/Have Nots competition with the first five falling off of their boards becoming the Haves of the week. Unfortunately, Rachel automatically gets to become a have for the week.

Now, because the HoH competition is an endurance competition, we won't actually know the results until Sunday's show. But I'll be finding out the information and posting it in a special spoiler thread once I had the results.

Thanks for reading and feel free to leave comments!

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