We're reminded briefly with the start of the episode of the HoH competition that is going on, but not before going back to Monet's eviction. Matt's reaction is just baffling. He is just so unbelievably arrogant and cocky. The fact that someone is this deluded is astonishing. He thinks that he pulled off something amazing with Monet being evicted. He then proceeds to tell two people to "Fuck off." Yes Matt. Because that's the way to ensure you last awhile. He's so stupid and he's not going to make it far in this game.
We go back to the HoH competition. Kathy slips off first saying she's letting people believe she's not doing well in the competition. Kathy...you aren't letting people believe that. You're just not doing well in competitions. Quit trying to make yourself look less pathetic. Lane and then Kristen fall off and, much like their presence in the house, it's pretty much not really paid much attention to. Hayden then falls off and starts yelling at us in the diary room again like a mentally challenged person as he always does, claiming he threw the competition, but that's complete bull. He fell and just didn't want to look bad for being the fourth person out. Finally, Britney falls making her the last of the Haves for the week. She says she did it because she didn't want to be a have not and, unlike Hayden and Kathy I believe her. I think she knew she probably wasn't going to win based on how she was feeling and would rather drop out and be a Have then try to hold on and inevitably lose anyway.
Enzo starts going on about Andrew's pants and how it wouldn't fly in Jersey and he'd have to move if he wore shorts like that there. Enzo...Nobody cares how things are in Jersey. He then falls and is upset because he "Let down Jersey." Don't worry Enzo. I guarantee not enough of Jersey is watching this or caring about you to have been let down.
Brendon is in the worst possible position for this competition being hunched over so, naturally he falls out of the competition. Eventually Andrew falls and, after a while, so does Ragan, making Matt the third HoH of Big Brother 12.
Lane is going on in the diary room about how he's excited for Matt, but can't show it because he doesn't want to expose The Brigade. He says he wants to punch Matt in the face, but in a good way. What the actual fuck Lane? How is there ever a good way to punch someone in the face? That's not a real expression. It's just retarded.
Brendon says with Matt winning he just wants to be alone with Rachel and not talk to anyone for awhile. Good strategy Brendon. Isolate yourself from the house even further than you already have. I can't see why there's such a huge target on you two at all with you secluding yourself with your blowup doll constantly.
Rachel whines about how she should have gotten Matt out last week. That's what she gets for being a catty dumb bitch thinking Monet and Britney were her biggest threats. She says Matt would have to be an idiot to not put her and Brendon up.
Later, Britney and Enzo are at the table talking. Britney is completely fascinated with Enzo's speech and how "wrong" it sounds. Enzo asks what's wrong with the way he talks....Ummm...Could it be that you sound like an idiot? I'm not saying his accent makes him sound like an idiot...just more of what he says. I swear to god I want to shank the fucker every time he calls himself "Meow Meow."
Everyone goes up to Matt's HoH room. Good times ensue and they mistake his letter for him being sincere about his wife's disease. Then the Brigade has a mini-celebration where Hayden grimaces and fist pumps repeatedly like a fucking ape trying to display his masculinity. I swear to god he's a moron.
Hayden then proceeds to leave the room and go straight to jumping into bed with Kristen. He tells her they have to be careful...Yeah, because jumping straight into bed with her is super careful. Not obvious at all. Yet somehow the Brigade upstairs is retarded....Not even sure why this surprises me...and thinks they're related. Maybe that's cool where Lane's from, but the others SHOULD know better.
We then cut to another segment about Brendon and the blowup doll. Brendon is bitching about Andrew being around and wishing they could have some privacy. Dude, you're in the bathroom's main area. If you want privacy, go to a private room. Or better yet stop being all over each other every two seconds. It makes me want to vomit. Rachel feels like Andrew is like the third person in the relationship...Which means when he's evicted she'll probably make a video to him too scolding him for "trying to come between her and her man." Stupid bitch.
Thankfully, this segment is followed by one actually showing Lane with personality as him and Britney stand in the kitchen mocking Rachel and Brendon who are out in the back yard. This moment here is pure gold and why I love Britney. Lane says he loves role playing and that he's roleplayed a few times back in Texas (I think I know where this is going).... mainly with cows and horses (Wait, what?...WHAT?!?!)...Wondering what they were saying. Oh...Okay. PHEW! I thought this was going to some really fucked up place.
We then see the Have Nots discovering they are eating Baby Food and Bok Choy for the week. First of all, what the fuck is Bok Choy? Second of all, give me some Banana Baby Food and this wouldn't be the worst week to be a Have Not perhaps?
When discussing nominations with Brendon and Rachel, Matt deems yet another situation a Win/Win situation for him. Does this guy even know what that phrase means? He called himself being used as a Pawn a Win/Win situation last week. Matt, let me give you a little word of advice...It's not a Win/Win situation if there is a definite LOSE embedded in it. When talking to Andrew he refers to himself as a diabolical genius. Is this guy serious? He then nominates Kathy and Andrew because that's clearly what diabolical genius would do. Seriously...EVERYONE knows that Matt had to nominate Brendon and Rachel this week. This guy is the biggest fucking moron ever. Unbelievable. He's horrible at every aspect of this game. GTFO.
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