Tonight on Big Brother, we find out who will be the third houseguest evicted out of Dominic and Adam as well as who will be the fourth HoH of the season.
We start with Julie Chen telling us that the duos are going to be discontinued after tonight. Not too shocking since we all knew that the Golden Keys only took people to the Top 10.
We are reminded of Danielle urging Brendon and Rachel to backdoor Jordan and Jeff and the revelation amongst the two veteran couples of what has been going on. I think she started off playing a great game and has really blown it up in her own face. Dominic says he's not surprised that the veto wasn't used and Adam says the same thing. I feel like Dominic will be the one who goes home and has his promises broken.
Danielle goes into the HoH room and warns Brendon and Rachel that if Dominic goes home she's going to be furious. Brendon says he's afraid that he's going to turn on them. She starts yelling at him and naturally Brendon gets defensive. I can feel the deterioration of the alliance as they speak.
Jordan and Kalia talk to one another and Jordan wants to know whether or not Kalia knew if there was a plan to backdoor Jeff. Kalia says if she knew something she would tell them and that she feels like she's having her loyalty question. Jordan assures her that she's just being careful. Jeff wants to talk to Dominic on who wanted to backdoor him. Dominic assures him that it wasn't his idea and Jeff keeps hounding him. Jeff thinks he's lying. Dominic thinks it's Danielle's fault that he's in this position now. Later in the kitchen Jordan and Jeff talk about Kalia and what happened earlier between Jordan and Kalia. Jeff wants to call a house meeting and start calling people out. This isn't going to turn out pretty at all.
Jeff and Dominic then talk upstairs in the HoH room. Dominic basically says it's Danielle's fault without saying Danielle did it. The conversation starts to shift to the potential of trying to get Adam out before being virtually dismissed immediately.
Kalia goes outside to talk to Brendon about how she isn't in the loop anymore and wants to make sure everything is okay. Brendon says in the DR that Kalia is just babbling on and lying. He tells her to her face that he thinks she's playing both sides and that she's a floater. He goes on about Rocket Science and nobody cares because he's a douche. The conversation starts to heat up and turns into a full blown argument. Kalia then warns everyone they're being used before going back into the house. In the DR, Kalia says she's tired of Brendon's better than thou attitude. Me too Kalia. Me too.
A house meeting is then called. Jeff tells her that as soon as she jumped on the plan to backdoor Jeff, the friendship ended. Kalia says she didn't tell anyone because she didn't think anything would actually happen. Jeff tells her that she has to expect something to happen because she went with a plan. They call Danielle out as she just sits there and listens to everyone trashing Danielle. Danielle finally calls Rachel an idiot and I agree. However, that pisses Brendon off and he starts attacking her. Jeff is livid after Danielle admits that it was her idea. I love how Brendon and Rachel ignore the fact that they were strongly considering the idea. Lawon chimes in and just is completely irrelevant.
Julie addresses the situation with Kalia. Kalia says that everyone is grown up and that they know it's a game. Jeff basically makes another dig at Danielle. Julie asks what the benefit of making everything a big house meeting was. He says at least it got everything out in the air. Danielle says she's not surprised things have gotten confrontational this soon.
In the last ditch speeches, Dominic actually says that he thinks people are spineless and that people suck which I think is mighty bold, but I think he knows that he is going home.
Jeff votes to evict Dominic. Jordan votes to evict Dominic. Kalia votes to evict Dominic. Danielle votes to evict Adam. Brendon votes to evict Dominic. Shelly votes to evict Dominic. He's going home. I miss the days when they didn't make us watch all of the votes. It kept some suspense to it whenever Julie was about to reveal who was eliminated. Lawon votes to evict Dominic. Porsche votes to evict Dominic.
After Julie reveals to the house that Dominic has left, Dominic and Adam do a bro bump sort of thing that could have turned out horribly wrong. Danielle looks absolutely livid. With Julie, Dominic basically says that the remaining newbies never gave themselves a chance and just ran to the strong veteran alliance to try to latch onto them.
Julie tells the houseguests that all of them need to gather back in the living room. She lets them know that the duo twist is over and that they're now all playing as individuals. Again, not surprising.
In the backyard for the HoH competition, everything is covered in what looks like snow. The competition is called Big Brother Slalom. It's an endurance competition where they have to hang onto skies. The first five eliminated houseguests get to pick a snowball to open where something good or bad is contained, including $10,000.
I'm actually hoping Danielle takes it because I'd love to see Brendon and Rachel overthrown.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 8 Recap
Tonight on Big Brother, the PoV competition takes place as Dominic and Adam try to save themselves from the chopping block.
We start off after the nomination ceremony and Dominic hopes he's just a pawn for the week because of his relationship with Danielle and his deal with Brendon and Rachel. Adam basically thinks the same thing though so one of them is going to be rather upset. Jeff is thankful because he thought that Rachel was going to hold a grudge against them. Danielle wants to encourage Rachel to hold a grudge to get Jeff or Jordan out of the house.
In the other room Adam and Dominic talk to one another about what is going to happen and what their odds are for this week. Rachel is listening on the other side of the door before she sneaks in. She explains that it's not a week for nominations and that it's a veto week. Rachel is willing to hear deals which raises a red flag for Dominic since he thought there was already a deal in play between them.
Later, Danielle and Dominic flirt in the other room with one another and then talk game play about getting Danielle to see what's going on in Brendon and Rachel's minds.
In the HoH room Rachel says Jordan isn't talking to her and thinks that she's looking at her weird. She's panicking for no reason. Danielle tries to tell her that everyone would be on her side if she put up Jeff and Jordan. She's such a dirty player.
In the bath tub Brendon and Rachel talk. Brendon says that Jordan's selection of Kalia and Shelly to watch the TV show wasn't intentionally against them on game play terms, but that it shows what she thinks of them personally. They're again contemplating whether or not they should go ahead and get Jeff and Jordan out of the house. They're so indecisive. It's ridiculous.
Then Dominic goes to talk with Rachel again to once again let her know that he's on board with her. I feel like Rachel forgets everything anyone tells her and isn't actually aware of what goes on in the house because she's such an oblivious idiot. Dominic in the DR makes it known that he just plans to use them for three weeks and then ditch them. Then Brendon goes on more about how he's an idiot who thinks he's smart...pretty much what his girlfriend does any time she talks.
We get more of the rehashed Dominic and Danielle flirting. It's more of the same. However, Jeff says that the two of them hanging out so much together is kind of making him question her allegiance...which he should.
Now it's time for the Veto competition. The competitors are Brendon, Rachel, Adam, Dominic, Jeff, and Jordan...I feel like it's always them.
In the other room Jeff tells Jordan he wants Danielle out sooner than later. Jordan thinks if they get Dominic out, they will have Danielle's allegiance more than they currently do which I don't really think is true.
Up in the HoH room, Danielle is trying again to get Jeff and Jordan out. She can't believe that they're not listening to her and is getting emotional about it all. She's shooting herself in the foot with how hard she's pushing. Brendon thinks that Danielle is trying to set herself up for a better position. Jordan and Jeff come into the room and the four of them start talking to one another about the situation with Danielle. They see through her and realize she's becoming dangerous and that she's in a good position to not be targetted by anyone at the moment.
Now it's ACTUALLY time for the veto competition. Outside there is a big thing of soap suds and a woman with hairy legs...really. They're playing as individuals again. They have to pluck the hair from the legs and then try to spell the longest word they can from the letters at the bottom of the hair. We then get a flashback of Jeff's Technotronics ordeal from Season 11.
The competition starts and bubbles start flying everywhere. Rachel chokes on the suds...hehe. Jordan spells little. Dominic spells Standings. Rachel spells Mouisturizing...It's spelled wrong. Adam spelled Fractions. Jeff spells Expresses. Brendon spells Understanding and wins the Veto giving him and Rachel complete control...except when it comes to which of the two nominees they want out.
Rachel and Danielle talk outside. Rachel considers trying to get out Lawon. Danielle doesn't see the point and says that Jordan and Jeff are building an army against them. Now she's just being ridiculous. It's to the point where it's just annoying how hard she's trying.
Dominic and Shelly talk. Shelly assures Dominic that if he is still on the block, he's good to stay. They then talk about potential pairings of who would work with who in the future. Little does he know, he talks about Jeff and Jordan being threats and those are the two who Shelly trusts most she says. Shelly naturally goes out and tells Jordan in the back yard what Dominic said. The two of them then go upstairs to talk to Rachel. Shelly spills everything to Brendon and Rachel. Jordan says that Dominic needs to go to weaken Danielle's team. Brendon seems pretty pissed at Danielle, but says they need to not let her know or she's going to start freaking out. Jeff and Brendon then talk and Brendon lays everything out on the table with what Danielle has been trying to do. This is what happens when you push too hard for something in the house. Sneaky, great gameplay becomes sloppy and terrible.
Now it's time for the veto meeting. Brendon gives Adam and Dominic the chance to tell him why he should use the veto to save them. They give the generic we want to be here speech. Brendon's decision is to not use the PoV on the couple meaning one of Adam and Dominic will be leaving us tomorrow night.
Dominic says the deal better hold up to keep him or he's pissed. Adam says he has to do what he has to do so he hopes Dominic has fun talking to Julie thursday. Rachel says that Danielle pushed too hard and now her ally is going out the door. Danielle says that if Rachel thinks she can screw her, she has another thing coming. Whatever. It's her own fault.
Also, we have promise of another twist next week. I think it's simply that they aren't playing as couples anymore.
We start off after the nomination ceremony and Dominic hopes he's just a pawn for the week because of his relationship with Danielle and his deal with Brendon and Rachel. Adam basically thinks the same thing though so one of them is going to be rather upset. Jeff is thankful because he thought that Rachel was going to hold a grudge against them. Danielle wants to encourage Rachel to hold a grudge to get Jeff or Jordan out of the house.
In the other room Adam and Dominic talk to one another about what is going to happen and what their odds are for this week. Rachel is listening on the other side of the door before she sneaks in. She explains that it's not a week for nominations and that it's a veto week. Rachel is willing to hear deals which raises a red flag for Dominic since he thought there was already a deal in play between them.
Later, Danielle and Dominic flirt in the other room with one another and then talk game play about getting Danielle to see what's going on in Brendon and Rachel's minds.
In the HoH room Rachel says Jordan isn't talking to her and thinks that she's looking at her weird. She's panicking for no reason. Danielle tries to tell her that everyone would be on her side if she put up Jeff and Jordan. She's such a dirty player.
In the bath tub Brendon and Rachel talk. Brendon says that Jordan's selection of Kalia and Shelly to watch the TV show wasn't intentionally against them on game play terms, but that it shows what she thinks of them personally. They're again contemplating whether or not they should go ahead and get Jeff and Jordan out of the house. They're so indecisive. It's ridiculous.
Then Dominic goes to talk with Rachel again to once again let her know that he's on board with her. I feel like Rachel forgets everything anyone tells her and isn't actually aware of what goes on in the house because she's such an oblivious idiot. Dominic in the DR makes it known that he just plans to use them for three weeks and then ditch them. Then Brendon goes on more about how he's an idiot who thinks he's smart...pretty much what his girlfriend does any time she talks.
We get more of the rehashed Dominic and Danielle flirting. It's more of the same. However, Jeff says that the two of them hanging out so much together is kind of making him question her allegiance...which he should.
Now it's time for the Veto competition. The competitors are Brendon, Rachel, Adam, Dominic, Jeff, and Jordan...I feel like it's always them.
In the other room Jeff tells Jordan he wants Danielle out sooner than later. Jordan thinks if they get Dominic out, they will have Danielle's allegiance more than they currently do which I don't really think is true.
Up in the HoH room, Danielle is trying again to get Jeff and Jordan out. She can't believe that they're not listening to her and is getting emotional about it all. She's shooting herself in the foot with how hard she's pushing. Brendon thinks that Danielle is trying to set herself up for a better position. Jordan and Jeff come into the room and the four of them start talking to one another about the situation with Danielle. They see through her and realize she's becoming dangerous and that she's in a good position to not be targetted by anyone at the moment.
Now it's ACTUALLY time for the veto competition. Outside there is a big thing of soap suds and a woman with hairy legs...really. They're playing as individuals again. They have to pluck the hair from the legs and then try to spell the longest word they can from the letters at the bottom of the hair. We then get a flashback of Jeff's Technotronics ordeal from Season 11.
The competition starts and bubbles start flying everywhere. Rachel chokes on the suds...hehe. Jordan spells little. Dominic spells Standings. Rachel spells Mouisturizing...It's spelled wrong. Adam spelled Fractions. Jeff spells Expresses. Brendon spells Understanding and wins the Veto giving him and Rachel complete control...except when it comes to which of the two nominees they want out.
Rachel and Danielle talk outside. Rachel considers trying to get out Lawon. Danielle doesn't see the point and says that Jordan and Jeff are building an army against them. Now she's just being ridiculous. It's to the point where it's just annoying how hard she's trying.
Dominic and Shelly talk. Shelly assures Dominic that if he is still on the block, he's good to stay. They then talk about potential pairings of who would work with who in the future. Little does he know, he talks about Jeff and Jordan being threats and those are the two who Shelly trusts most she says. Shelly naturally goes out and tells Jordan in the back yard what Dominic said. The two of them then go upstairs to talk to Rachel. Shelly spills everything to Brendon and Rachel. Jordan says that Dominic needs to go to weaken Danielle's team. Brendon seems pretty pissed at Danielle, but says they need to not let her know or she's going to start freaking out. Jeff and Brendon then talk and Brendon lays everything out on the table with what Danielle has been trying to do. This is what happens when you push too hard for something in the house. Sneaky, great gameplay becomes sloppy and terrible.
Now it's time for the veto meeting. Brendon gives Adam and Dominic the chance to tell him why he should use the veto to save them. They give the generic we want to be here speech. Brendon's decision is to not use the PoV on the couple meaning one of Adam and Dominic will be leaving us tomorrow night.
Dominic says the deal better hold up to keep him or he's pissed. Adam says he has to do what he has to do so he hopes Dominic has fun talking to Julie thursday. Rachel says that Danielle pushed too hard and now her ally is going out the door. Danielle says that if Rachel thinks she can screw her, she has another thing coming. Whatever. It's her own fault.
Also, we have promise of another twist next week. I think it's simply that they aren't playing as couples anymore.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 7 Recap
Last time on Big Brother, Cassi was evicted and Pterodactwhore won HoH for the second time, much to my dismay.
Dominic says he thinks the regulators are the worst alliance in BB history. I definitely think that they're strong competitors for that title. We then see Rachel winning HoH again and celebrating like the dumb bitch she is. She says she's never lost an HoH which isn't true. Jordan says she feels good that Rachel won HoH which I hope is something she continues to feel by the end of the week. Jeff and Brendon discuss nominations. Brendon says he feels like they have to put up Dominic and Adam.
Rachel comes out asking who wants to see her HoH room. Everyone hides and then hits her with pillows. She loves the attention.
Adam goes up to talk to Brendon and Rachel to try to make a deal like he always does. Rachel doesn't buy it and thinks they would have been a target if Adam had won HoH this week. Lawon then goes up to talk to them and starts spilling out his game and promises to them as well. He has no strategy basically.
In the kitchen everyone talks about Dominic snoring. This is a great use of air time....
ANYWAY, now it's time for the Luxury competition and everyone plays meaning there are no Have Nots. Some guy comes out and nobody knows who he is. That's because he is nobody. He's basically an advertisement for the show Same Name. They basically have to guess celebrity names based on clues.
The first clue is bars of soap and binoculars. Jordan amazingly guesses David Hasselhoff and I think she's actually right. The way she got to that was amazing. The next clue is a Mic stand. Porsche guesses Michael Jackson because she's an idiot. The next clue is a guy in knight with a life guard thing. Everyone guesses random guesses that make no sense. Jordan got it right on the first clue and won. I have no clue how she got that. I'm in awe.
She chooses Jeff, Shelly, and Kalia to go on a reward with her and Rachel freaks out. God forbid she gives someone new to the game who hasn't already had the HoH room twice a prize. Selfish bitch. Brendon and Rachel get in a fight again and Rachel start crying. Whatever. I'm so over her. Dominic says that they're like third graders and I agree. They're children.
Jordan says she didn't want to take them because she didn't want to have to suck up to her just because she was HoH. Brendon on the other hand is freaking out and just wants to get Jeff and Jordan out now. They then start talking about how it wasn't worth it to come back into the game. I wish they wouldn't have either. Dominic then comes in and kisses ass. Brendon says he doesn't trust Jeff and Jordan because they'll never have a bigger target than Brendon and Rachel do....Do they know what trust means? How does that make them untrustworthy?
Danielle and Dominic then talk about nominating Jeff and Jordan. Danielle wants it done because as the solo veteran, she thinks targetting the couples and pitting them against each other helps her. Jeff literally comes in right after that and tries to do some damage control.
It's now time for nominations. She's nominated Dominic and Adam thankfully. She says that it's purely strategic, but that's what they always say. Adam says he's been assured he's not a target, but Dominic says the same exact thing. Rachel sounds like she wants to win the veto to backdoor Jeff and Jordan. I'll kill if she does.
Dominic says he thinks the regulators are the worst alliance in BB history. I definitely think that they're strong competitors for that title. We then see Rachel winning HoH again and celebrating like the dumb bitch she is. She says she's never lost an HoH which isn't true. Jordan says she feels good that Rachel won HoH which I hope is something she continues to feel by the end of the week. Jeff and Brendon discuss nominations. Brendon says he feels like they have to put up Dominic and Adam.
Rachel comes out asking who wants to see her HoH room. Everyone hides and then hits her with pillows. She loves the attention.
Adam goes up to talk to Brendon and Rachel to try to make a deal like he always does. Rachel doesn't buy it and thinks they would have been a target if Adam had won HoH this week. Lawon then goes up to talk to them and starts spilling out his game and promises to them as well. He has no strategy basically.
In the kitchen everyone talks about Dominic snoring. This is a great use of air time....
ANYWAY, now it's time for the Luxury competition and everyone plays meaning there are no Have Nots. Some guy comes out and nobody knows who he is. That's because he is nobody. He's basically an advertisement for the show Same Name. They basically have to guess celebrity names based on clues.
The first clue is bars of soap and binoculars. Jordan amazingly guesses David Hasselhoff and I think she's actually right. The way she got to that was amazing. The next clue is a Mic stand. Porsche guesses Michael Jackson because she's an idiot. The next clue is a guy in knight with a life guard thing. Everyone guesses random guesses that make no sense. Jordan got it right on the first clue and won. I have no clue how she got that. I'm in awe.
She chooses Jeff, Shelly, and Kalia to go on a reward with her and Rachel freaks out. God forbid she gives someone new to the game who hasn't already had the HoH room twice a prize. Selfish bitch. Brendon and Rachel get in a fight again and Rachel start crying. Whatever. I'm so over her. Dominic says that they're like third graders and I agree. They're children.
Jordan says she didn't want to take them because she didn't want to have to suck up to her just because she was HoH. Brendon on the other hand is freaking out and just wants to get Jeff and Jordan out now. They then start talking about how it wasn't worth it to come back into the game. I wish they wouldn't have either. Dominic then comes in and kisses ass. Brendon says he doesn't trust Jeff and Jordan because they'll never have a bigger target than Brendon and Rachel do....Do they know what trust means? How does that make them untrustworthy?
Danielle and Dominic then talk about nominating Jeff and Jordan. Danielle wants it done because as the solo veteran, she thinks targetting the couples and pitting them against each other helps her. Jeff literally comes in right after that and tries to do some damage control.
It's now time for nominations. She's nominated Dominic and Adam thankfully. She says that it's purely strategic, but that's what they always say. Adam says he's been assured he's not a target, but Dominic says the same exact thing. Rachel sounds like she wants to win the veto to backdoor Jeff and Jordan. I'll kill if she does.
Big Brother 13 - Episode 7 Recap
Last time Jordan got my hopes up by teasing that she might nominate Brendon and Rachel after Dominc and Adam were saved by the veto. However, tonight one of Cassi or Shelly will be leaving the competition. I hope it's Shelly, but I know we'll probably be unfortunately seeing Cassi leave the competition.
Shelly says she feels crappy and that she hopes she is safe. She thinks that she will be, but it will be bittersweet. Rachel makes even more bitch comments in the Diary room. Seriously who the fuck is this person?
Shelly feels guilty about her decision to evict Keith. Cassi and Shelly talk in the Have Not room about campaigning against one another. Jordan is emotional and upset in the HoH room. I feel like she eliminated two people who would have worked with her in the future over two people who WILL stab them in the back.
Shelly is upset in the kitchen about lying because she knows her kids are watching. Danielle tries to comfort her, but makes it sound completely like the opposite of what she is actually saying which I think is kind of hilarious.
Porsche suddenly shows up in reference to the conversation and I remember that she's actually in the house when Rachel and Cassi are talking in the Have Not room. Rachel ends up being a complete bitch...which is basically all she is. She's a horrible person and a stupid, hypocritical bitch. She thinks that Cassi is mean and that she's done nothing to her. I swear Rachel isn't a real person. There's no way.
We check in with Dominic and Adam's friends and family. Don't care. Sorry.
In the HoH Room Julie talks to Jordan. She addresses the Rachel and Brendon situation. Jordan says it's fun for now and it's good to have them on their side because of their competitive nature, but that they know they're going to have to get rid of them down the road.
It's time now for the Nominees to address the houseguests before the votes. We get the generic "I love you and adore you" comments.
Voting time comes. Pterodactwhore votes Cassi. Brendon votes Cassi. Jeff votes to evict Cassi. Do we really need to go through all of this? Adam votes to evict Cassi. Dominic votes to evict Cassi. Everyone votes Cassi. The end. Julie then reveals that Cassi has been evicted unanimously. I'm going to miss her. I've said it before, but I think she would have been an awesome competitor to watch. In the goodbye videos everyone, but Rachel sees what actually happened.
Now it's time for the HoH and I fear I'm going to hate this week's results. I hope not, but who knows. They basically have to guess how they think America answered a series of questions.
1). According to America, which HG would they rather get mouth to mouth from? Jeff or Brendon.
Everyone says Jeff and gets it right. Jeff celebrates.
2). Which HG is likely to warm the pool with something other than charm? Adam or Kalia.
Everyone says Adam and gets it right.
3). Which HG is more likely to steal someone's lover? Rachel or Porsche.
Everyone, but Kalia says Porsche and Kalia is eliminated for being wrong.
The next question eliminates Jeff and I'm pissed. The next question eliminates everyone except Rachel and Brendon. Fuck I knew I'd hate this. Rachel wins again. FUCK I KNEW I'D HATE THIS. Ugh. Murder me now. If Rachel nominates Jeff and Jordan I will seriously rage. I can't stand her.
Shelly says she feels crappy and that she hopes she is safe. She thinks that she will be, but it will be bittersweet. Rachel makes even more bitch comments in the Diary room. Seriously who the fuck is this person?
Shelly feels guilty about her decision to evict Keith. Cassi and Shelly talk in the Have Not room about campaigning against one another. Jordan is emotional and upset in the HoH room. I feel like she eliminated two people who would have worked with her in the future over two people who WILL stab them in the back.
Shelly is upset in the kitchen about lying because she knows her kids are watching. Danielle tries to comfort her, but makes it sound completely like the opposite of what she is actually saying which I think is kind of hilarious.
Porsche suddenly shows up in reference to the conversation and I remember that she's actually in the house when Rachel and Cassi are talking in the Have Not room. Rachel ends up being a complete bitch...which is basically all she is. She's a horrible person and a stupid, hypocritical bitch. She thinks that Cassi is mean and that she's done nothing to her. I swear Rachel isn't a real person. There's no way.
We check in with Dominic and Adam's friends and family. Don't care. Sorry.
In the HoH Room Julie talks to Jordan. She addresses the Rachel and Brendon situation. Jordan says it's fun for now and it's good to have them on their side because of their competitive nature, but that they know they're going to have to get rid of them down the road.
It's time now for the Nominees to address the houseguests before the votes. We get the generic "I love you and adore you" comments.
Voting time comes. Pterodactwhore votes Cassi. Brendon votes Cassi. Jeff votes to evict Cassi. Do we really need to go through all of this? Adam votes to evict Cassi. Dominic votes to evict Cassi. Everyone votes Cassi. The end. Julie then reveals that Cassi has been evicted unanimously. I'm going to miss her. I've said it before, but I think she would have been an awesome competitor to watch. In the goodbye videos everyone, but Rachel sees what actually happened.
Now it's time for the HoH and I fear I'm going to hate this week's results. I hope not, but who knows. They basically have to guess how they think America answered a series of questions.
1). According to America, which HG would they rather get mouth to mouth from? Jeff or Brendon.
Everyone says Jeff and gets it right. Jeff celebrates.
2). Which HG is likely to warm the pool with something other than charm? Adam or Kalia.
Everyone says Adam and gets it right.
3). Which HG is more likely to steal someone's lover? Rachel or Porsche.
Everyone, but Kalia says Porsche and Kalia is eliminated for being wrong.
The next question eliminates Jeff and I'm pissed. The next question eliminates everyone except Rachel and Brendon. Fuck I knew I'd hate this. Rachel wins again. FUCK I KNEW I'D HATE THIS. Ugh. Murder me now. If Rachel nominates Jeff and Jordan I will seriously rage. I can't stand her.
Big Brother 13 - Episode 6 Recap
Tonight on Big Brother, we watch the Veto competition to see if either Dominic or Adam are able to save themselves from the chopping block after being nominated by Jordan.
After the nomination ceremony, Dominic says he knew he was a target and that he thinks Adam stabbed him in the back. Jordan says she nominated Dominic because she thinks he was the leader of the group. Rachel is mad at Jordan for not doing what she wanted with the nominations. Whatever Rachel. Get over it.
Upstairs in the HoH room, Jordan and Adam talk and Jordan assures him that Dominic is the target. She tells him he needs to throw the veto so he says in the DR that it's what he's going to do because he feels like he has to trust them. Rachel and Porsche talk shit about Cassi. Lawon enters the room and he thinks the two of them are always up to no good.
Danielle and Dominic are in the other room talking to one another. She tells him how she wanted Cassi out and that she pushed for it, but the others wanted him out. In the bathroom Danielle and Rachel talk about how they don't trust Rachel and how they want her out. They question why the others want Dominic out. I think it's obvious because Dominic is a physical threat and the others look up to him.
Outside Brendon and Rachel talk to Jordan and try to sell that Cassi can't be trusted and that she has to go home. Jordan thinks Rachel is blowing things out of proportion. I would almost agree. I think their actions are going to break apart the Veterans alliance with how hard they're trying to push things on other people. I also find it funny that two losers are trying to tell a previous winner how to play the game.
Jordan tells Cassi she thinks that Rachel is jealous because Cassi is beautiful. I wouldn't be surprised if the Pterodactyl was feeling threatened.
Now it's time for the Veto competition. The players are Jordan, Jeff, Adam, Dominic, Brendon and Rachel. Seriously? Danielle is chosen as the host of the competition.
Brendon and Rachel discuss changing nominations if they win the veto. Rachel thinks Cassi is a snake and a liar. I love how she's a snake and a liar for saying to Rachel's face that she didn't like Porsche. Seriously bitch? Seriously? Danielle is then approached to get on board with it which she loves because she can get what she wants and have her hands clean. I think she's kind of brilliant sometimes honestly. It's kind of beautiful.
Once the competition is about to start, everyone naturally comes out looking like idiots. The veto competition is to chew gum. Seriously it is. They have to chew gum and cross balance beams and then fill in a veto shape with the gum. If they fall they are eliminated unless they are willing to take two weeks of slop. Interesting.
It's really hard to keep track of who is doing well since the camera keeps switching. Jordan falls and is willing to take two weeks of slop. Jeff yells at her not to and says she sucks enough already. That's pretty damned stupid. Rachel says her not winning proves she should take control of the house. Rachel's a stupid bitch. She falls and takes the slop. I hope she falls again...and she does. Good. Dominic wins the veto.
I hope Jeff and Jordan still break away from the veterans and realize what was going on. I can't stand Brendon and Pterodactwhore. Jeff chews Rachel out which she deserves. She's a stupid bitch and I hate her. She then runs into the bushes and cries. I wish I was kidding. Honestly, I think it'd be hilarious if Jeff and Jordan nominated Brendon and Rachel. Kalia even thinks she's a hypocritical idiot.
More of Rachel being a 5 year old child forever. She then tries to apologize and she's so fake about it. Jeff even agrees that it seemed forced.
Jordan pulls Shelly and Cassi in the HoH room and tells them she doesn't want to put them up, but it's who their alliance wants. Cassi asks Jordan if she has considered nominated Brendon and Rachel. Cassi gives amazing points about how Rachel and Brendon would not have their back if they had the power. And I agree with her. Jordan's in a tight, risky spot that could blow up in her face, but Cassi has awesome points. Jeff actually agrees with Cassi. I think I'm going to get what I want this week and I'm so excited.
The veto ceremony starts and Dominic saves himself and Adam. Jordan puts up Shelly and Cassi and I'm let down. I would have loved to see Brendon and Rachel go. Out of those two, I honestly would rather Shelly go because I think Cassi is a much more interesting competitor to watch. Unfortunately, I think Cassi will go. Rachel makes more stupid bitch comments. Hate her.
After the nomination ceremony, Dominic says he knew he was a target and that he thinks Adam stabbed him in the back. Jordan says she nominated Dominic because she thinks he was the leader of the group. Rachel is mad at Jordan for not doing what she wanted with the nominations. Whatever Rachel. Get over it.
Upstairs in the HoH room, Jordan and Adam talk and Jordan assures him that Dominic is the target. She tells him he needs to throw the veto so he says in the DR that it's what he's going to do because he feels like he has to trust them. Rachel and Porsche talk shit about Cassi. Lawon enters the room and he thinks the two of them are always up to no good.
Danielle and Dominic are in the other room talking to one another. She tells him how she wanted Cassi out and that she pushed for it, but the others wanted him out. In the bathroom Danielle and Rachel talk about how they don't trust Rachel and how they want her out. They question why the others want Dominic out. I think it's obvious because Dominic is a physical threat and the others look up to him.
Outside Brendon and Rachel talk to Jordan and try to sell that Cassi can't be trusted and that she has to go home. Jordan thinks Rachel is blowing things out of proportion. I would almost agree. I think their actions are going to break apart the Veterans alliance with how hard they're trying to push things on other people. I also find it funny that two losers are trying to tell a previous winner how to play the game.
Jordan tells Cassi she thinks that Rachel is jealous because Cassi is beautiful. I wouldn't be surprised if the Pterodactyl was feeling threatened.
Now it's time for the Veto competition. The players are Jordan, Jeff, Adam, Dominic, Brendon and Rachel. Seriously? Danielle is chosen as the host of the competition.
Brendon and Rachel discuss changing nominations if they win the veto. Rachel thinks Cassi is a snake and a liar. I love how she's a snake and a liar for saying to Rachel's face that she didn't like Porsche. Seriously bitch? Seriously? Danielle is then approached to get on board with it which she loves because she can get what she wants and have her hands clean. I think she's kind of brilliant sometimes honestly. It's kind of beautiful.
Once the competition is about to start, everyone naturally comes out looking like idiots. The veto competition is to chew gum. Seriously it is. They have to chew gum and cross balance beams and then fill in a veto shape with the gum. If they fall they are eliminated unless they are willing to take two weeks of slop. Interesting.
It's really hard to keep track of who is doing well since the camera keeps switching. Jordan falls and is willing to take two weeks of slop. Jeff yells at her not to and says she sucks enough already. That's pretty damned stupid. Rachel says her not winning proves she should take control of the house. Rachel's a stupid bitch. She falls and takes the slop. I hope she falls again...and she does. Good. Dominic wins the veto.
I hope Jeff and Jordan still break away from the veterans and realize what was going on. I can't stand Brendon and Pterodactwhore. Jeff chews Rachel out which she deserves. She's a stupid bitch and I hate her. She then runs into the bushes and cries. I wish I was kidding. Honestly, I think it'd be hilarious if Jeff and Jordan nominated Brendon and Rachel. Kalia even thinks she's a hypocritical idiot.
More of Rachel being a 5 year old child forever. She then tries to apologize and she's so fake about it. Jeff even agrees that it seemed forced.
Jordan pulls Shelly and Cassi in the HoH room and tells them she doesn't want to put them up, but it's who their alliance wants. Cassi asks Jordan if she has considered nominated Brendon and Rachel. Cassi gives amazing points about how Rachel and Brendon would not have their back if they had the power. And I agree with her. Jordan's in a tight, risky spot that could blow up in her face, but Cassi has awesome points. Jeff actually agrees with Cassi. I think I'm going to get what I want this week and I'm so excited.
The veto ceremony starts and Dominic saves himself and Adam. Jordan puts up Shelly and Cassi and I'm let down. I would have loved to see Brendon and Rachel go. Out of those two, I honestly would rather Shelly go because I think Cassi is a much more interesting competitor to watch. Unfortunately, I think Cassi will go. Rachel makes more stupid bitch comments. Hate her.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 5 Recap
So on the last episode of Big Brother 13, Jordan won the HoH competition giving the veteran players the power for the second week in a row after Keith got his ass booted. Perfect episode.
We start out with Dominic bitching about two of the newbies flipping and in the DR Kalia says that she booted Keith because he tried calling her out. The newbies in general start all bitching about the flipping. Have they not seen this show before? Seriously they know what goes down. Rachel even calls them out in the DR about them being idiots for not banning together.
Cassi is afraid that a veteran is in power once again. The veterans on the other hand are quietly celebrating together.
Adam thinks that Dominic is the rat because he leaves the room during the conversation about who the two flip votes were. The newbies freak out. Rachel walks in the room and the newbies are dumb enough to say it to her face that there were two people who didn't vote the way they were supposed to. Rachel then fakely asks "Are there sides?" I actually kind of love her this season. She then basically throws it in their face that some people like Porsche and storms out like a diva.
Dominic is then talking to Jeff and Jordan about feeling cheated. I feel like he might be opening the door to a deal. Rachel and Porsche celebrate in the pantry and basically mock LaWon and Cassi. Danielle thanks Kalia in the other room. Shelly advises Adam to make a deal and play solo rather than with his partner. Ironically enough, Dominc and Cassi talk about how Shelly is basically the one they trust. Dominic thinks that they can get Danielle with them for some reason. He's clearly a moron because she's not that stupid. Why would she screw herself over when they've gained the power after being in the minority? Then again she does start flirting with him.
Rachel and Cassi have an awkward moment in the Kitchen where basically nothing is said. In the DR they basically discuss how they aren't intimated by each other and that they don't like each other.
Then it's time for Jordan's HoH room. It's the usual pictures, snacks, letters from home, and whatnot.
Later that night, in the back yard Brendon comes out dressed as a super hero. Why? Don't know. Then him and Dominic proceed to have a duel. And Brendon was mad at Rachel for making him look stupid? Seriously?
Adam goes up to the HoH room to talk to Jeff and Jordan. Adam confesses to them that he voted to evict Porsche and then says that he now wants to be with him. Jeff doesn't trust him though since he already turned his back on them. I wouldn't trust Adam either. He's already proven that he himself cannot be trusted. In the back yard Danielle and Dominic discuss the possibility of getting him to stay and getting Adam out.
Jeff says he thinks Dominic is running the newbies and Rachel thinks Cassi is. Jeff is considering trying to cut a deal with her. How many deals are these Veterans making? Seriously, if you make a deal with everyone, you're setting yourself up to HAVE to backstab.
For the food competition Danielle, Jordan, Jeff, and Porsche are all automatically haves because of HoH status or golden key possession. The houseguests have to dress as giant ants and share a costume with their partner. The goal is to run across an obstacle course and collect food. The first couple with four pieces of food in their basket will be haves and get to choose from the other three which two will be have nots for the week. This competition just ends up being gross and awkward. Brendon and Rachel get the first crumb in followed by Dominic and Adam. Lawon and Kalia pretty much suck hard at this competition. Brendon and Rachel are cutting it close with Dominic and Adam, but Brendon and Rachel end up winning. Looks like Cassi will be on slop this week.
Kalia is freaking out and her and Lawon are stuck in the costume. She's hurt, but I would honestly be surprised if it was anything serious. It seems like it was just a physically exhausting competition and she's not in the best physical shape. The Big Brother Medic comes out and cuts them out of the ant suit. As I expected, the medic completely clears her. Back to the competition, Cassi, Shelly, Dominic, and Adam are have nots. They're eating Jelly beans and Beef Jerky for the week. Dominic is bitching about it, but honestly he could have it worse so he needs to shut it. I could deal with Beef Jerkey for awhile.
Dominic then go to the HoH room to talk to Jeff and Jordan. The thing is though that they don't need him. Jordan doesn't trust him. Then Cassi goes up undoubtedly to try to make the 800th deal with the newbies. Cassi tells Jeff and Jordan that she'd rather them around than Brendon and Rachel and her loyalty would be with their side.
Later the vets talk. Danielle says she doesn't trust Cassi and that she thinks Dominic would be more useful which makes Jeff and Jordan really contemplate keeping him.
Now it's time for Jordan's nominations. Jordan says her alliance says to go one way, but her gut tells her another and that she wants to do what is best for her and Jeff. She's nominated Adam and Dominic. She states that she doesn't know where their heads are at and that she doesn't know that she'd be safe if they were to win HoH. Honestly, I think she's made the better decision. I think Dominic would be more likely to backstab and flip on them and he's a better competitor.
We start out with Dominic bitching about two of the newbies flipping and in the DR Kalia says that she booted Keith because he tried calling her out. The newbies in general start all bitching about the flipping. Have they not seen this show before? Seriously they know what goes down. Rachel even calls them out in the DR about them being idiots for not banning together.
Cassi is afraid that a veteran is in power once again. The veterans on the other hand are quietly celebrating together.
Adam thinks that Dominic is the rat because he leaves the room during the conversation about who the two flip votes were. The newbies freak out. Rachel walks in the room and the newbies are dumb enough to say it to her face that there were two people who didn't vote the way they were supposed to. Rachel then fakely asks "Are there sides?" I actually kind of love her this season. She then basically throws it in their face that some people like Porsche and storms out like a diva.
Dominic is then talking to Jeff and Jordan about feeling cheated. I feel like he might be opening the door to a deal. Rachel and Porsche celebrate in the pantry and basically mock LaWon and Cassi. Danielle thanks Kalia in the other room. Shelly advises Adam to make a deal and play solo rather than with his partner. Ironically enough, Dominc and Cassi talk about how Shelly is basically the one they trust. Dominic thinks that they can get Danielle with them for some reason. He's clearly a moron because she's not that stupid. Why would she screw herself over when they've gained the power after being in the minority? Then again she does start flirting with him.
Rachel and Cassi have an awkward moment in the Kitchen where basically nothing is said. In the DR they basically discuss how they aren't intimated by each other and that they don't like each other.
Then it's time for Jordan's HoH room. It's the usual pictures, snacks, letters from home, and whatnot.
Later that night, in the back yard Brendon comes out dressed as a super hero. Why? Don't know. Then him and Dominic proceed to have a duel. And Brendon was mad at Rachel for making him look stupid? Seriously?
Adam goes up to the HoH room to talk to Jeff and Jordan. Adam confesses to them that he voted to evict Porsche and then says that he now wants to be with him. Jeff doesn't trust him though since he already turned his back on them. I wouldn't trust Adam either. He's already proven that he himself cannot be trusted. In the back yard Danielle and Dominic discuss the possibility of getting him to stay and getting Adam out.
Jeff says he thinks Dominic is running the newbies and Rachel thinks Cassi is. Jeff is considering trying to cut a deal with her. How many deals are these Veterans making? Seriously, if you make a deal with everyone, you're setting yourself up to HAVE to backstab.
For the food competition Danielle, Jordan, Jeff, and Porsche are all automatically haves because of HoH status or golden key possession. The houseguests have to dress as giant ants and share a costume with their partner. The goal is to run across an obstacle course and collect food. The first couple with four pieces of food in their basket will be haves and get to choose from the other three which two will be have nots for the week. This competition just ends up being gross and awkward. Brendon and Rachel get the first crumb in followed by Dominic and Adam. Lawon and Kalia pretty much suck hard at this competition. Brendon and Rachel are cutting it close with Dominic and Adam, but Brendon and Rachel end up winning. Looks like Cassi will be on slop this week.
Kalia is freaking out and her and Lawon are stuck in the costume. She's hurt, but I would honestly be surprised if it was anything serious. It seems like it was just a physically exhausting competition and she's not in the best physical shape. The Big Brother Medic comes out and cuts them out of the ant suit. As I expected, the medic completely clears her. Back to the competition, Cassi, Shelly, Dominic, and Adam are have nots. They're eating Jelly beans and Beef Jerky for the week. Dominic is bitching about it, but honestly he could have it worse so he needs to shut it. I could deal with Beef Jerkey for awhile.
Dominic then go to the HoH room to talk to Jeff and Jordan. The thing is though that they don't need him. Jordan doesn't trust him. Then Cassi goes up undoubtedly to try to make the 800th deal with the newbies. Cassi tells Jeff and Jordan that she'd rather them around than Brendon and Rachel and her loyalty would be with their side.
Later the vets talk. Danielle says she doesn't trust Cassi and that she thinks Dominic would be more useful which makes Jeff and Jordan really contemplate keeping him.
Now it's time for Jordan's nominations. Jordan says her alliance says to go one way, but her gut tells her another and that she wants to do what is best for her and Jeff. She's nominated Adam and Dominic. She states that she doesn't know where their heads are at and that she doesn't know that she'd be safe if they were to win HoH. Honestly, I think she's made the better decision. I think Dominic would be more likely to backstab and flip on them and he's a better competitor.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 4 Recap
Tonight we get the first eviction and we start with Julie Chen telling us that it was the most unexpected first week in the history of the show. Eh. I disagree, but whatever. Dick leaving was unexpected, but that's pretty much it. We've had returning players before. We've had partners before. Don't lie to me Chenbot.
I do have to say one good thing about Dick's departure is that we'll be able to see how Danielle plays without her dad. I honestly feel like he's one of the big things that made me dislike her so much in Season 8.
Keith tries to sweet talk Porsche and she basically calls him on his bullsh*t. I hope he goes. Lawon, Cassi, and Dominic talk and they agree that they want to get rid of Porsche.
Rachel talks about how they need to step up their social game and start integrating themselves with the newbies. I have to say that so far, while she's still annoyed me, she's been so much better this season than last season. They're playing Big Booty which I think is a terrible game that I've unfortunately been forced to play before because of my theatre background. Dominic thinks that they veterans being social and having fun is a game play. Brendon gets pissed because of people calling him by the pet name Rachel calls him and then proceeds to act like a total douchebag towards her. It then turns into a whole ordeal and ultimately ends up being a thing about Brendon not wanting to seem less masculine. Jesus christ.
The veterans try to make Adam feel even more solid in the alliance by letting him name it. He decides on "Adam's Angels" and the vets just kind of laugh. Cassi is trying to sell getting rid of Porsche to Cassi and Kalia. Kalia says that even though she wants Keith gone, she's not willing to stick her neck out on the line so that she would vote with the majority of they want Porsche gone. Shelly wants to know what she gets out of keeping Keith. Cassi then tries to work over Adam. I swear that if this bitch gets Keith to stay and gives him a golden key I'll be livid.
Julie now givves the houesguests a message letting them know that he's alright and that everyone in his family is alright. Danielle rolls her eyes when as Dick addresses her. Dick tells the houesguests that he wants to see some great gameplay this summer. Julie asks Danielle if there's a message she'd like to give back to Dick. Julie proceeds to make it completely awkward for Danielle after she doesn't say "I love you." Wow Chenbot. Way to be a bitch.
The eviction ceremony begins taking place. Dominic votes Porsche. Brendon votes Keith. Jordan votes to evict Keith. Cassi's vote is for Porsche. No surprises so far. Lawon's vote is Porsche. Jeff votes Keith. Danielle clarifies that she loves her father and then votes to evict Keith. Adam votes to evict Porsche and it looks like we're stuck with Keith. Fuck. Kalia votes to evict Keith and I fucking love her to death. Shelly votes to get rid of Keith as well and she also jumps to the list of my favorite newbies. Keith leaves us by a vote of 6 to 4 and I'm thrilled with this first eviction. Keith was a piece of shit and I couldn't bare to watch him any more in this game.
I don't even care to comment on his exit interview. It's just more of Keith being stupid and not realizing that his alliance wasn't big enough to warrant safety and cockiness.
The HoH competition is basically a game of mini-golf where they have to try to get closest to the hole in one. Dominic goes first and gets a 6, adam goes next and gets an 8, eliminating him from the competition. Cassi is up next and gets her ball in the water eliminating her. Shelly does the same. Lawon is up next and follows suit. Kalia is next and ties with Dominic. Jordan is up now and gets a 3 because she's fierce. Jeff hits the ball with all of his might and basically throws the competition. Brendon does the same. I imagine they feel they have a better chance to win the next 2 weeks than Jordan would which I agree. So Jordan is our second HoH meaning yet another newbie is leaving us this week. At least this time around she's actually starting to play a lot sooner than her original game. I loved her in her season, but it was mostly her personality. She didn't start really playing and doing well in the competitions until later in her season when she ultimately had no choice. Julie says it's the first time she ever won HoH. Julie's an idiot. She won Top 7 her season as well as winning the final HoH of her season. Seriously Julie?
Anyway, I'm liking this season so far, but that's how it always turns out and then all hell breaks loose.
I do have to say one good thing about Dick's departure is that we'll be able to see how Danielle plays without her dad. I honestly feel like he's one of the big things that made me dislike her so much in Season 8.
Keith tries to sweet talk Porsche and she basically calls him on his bullsh*t. I hope he goes. Lawon, Cassi, and Dominic talk and they agree that they want to get rid of Porsche.
Rachel talks about how they need to step up their social game and start integrating themselves with the newbies. I have to say that so far, while she's still annoyed me, she's been so much better this season than last season. They're playing Big Booty which I think is a terrible game that I've unfortunately been forced to play before because of my theatre background. Dominic thinks that they veterans being social and having fun is a game play. Brendon gets pissed because of people calling him by the pet name Rachel calls him and then proceeds to act like a total douchebag towards her. It then turns into a whole ordeal and ultimately ends up being a thing about Brendon not wanting to seem less masculine. Jesus christ.
The veterans try to make Adam feel even more solid in the alliance by letting him name it. He decides on "Adam's Angels" and the vets just kind of laugh. Cassi is trying to sell getting rid of Porsche to Cassi and Kalia. Kalia says that even though she wants Keith gone, she's not willing to stick her neck out on the line so that she would vote with the majority of they want Porsche gone. Shelly wants to know what she gets out of keeping Keith. Cassi then tries to work over Adam. I swear that if this bitch gets Keith to stay and gives him a golden key I'll be livid.
Julie now givves the houesguests a message letting them know that he's alright and that everyone in his family is alright. Danielle rolls her eyes when as Dick addresses her. Dick tells the houesguests that he wants to see some great gameplay this summer. Julie asks Danielle if there's a message she'd like to give back to Dick. Julie proceeds to make it completely awkward for Danielle after she doesn't say "I love you." Wow Chenbot. Way to be a bitch.
The eviction ceremony begins taking place. Dominic votes Porsche. Brendon votes Keith. Jordan votes to evict Keith. Cassi's vote is for Porsche. No surprises so far. Lawon's vote is Porsche. Jeff votes Keith. Danielle clarifies that she loves her father and then votes to evict Keith. Adam votes to evict Porsche and it looks like we're stuck with Keith. Fuck. Kalia votes to evict Keith and I fucking love her to death. Shelly votes to get rid of Keith as well and she also jumps to the list of my favorite newbies. Keith leaves us by a vote of 6 to 4 and I'm thrilled with this first eviction. Keith was a piece of shit and I couldn't bare to watch him any more in this game.
I don't even care to comment on his exit interview. It's just more of Keith being stupid and not realizing that his alliance wasn't big enough to warrant safety and cockiness.
The HoH competition is basically a game of mini-golf where they have to try to get closest to the hole in one. Dominic goes first and gets a 6, adam goes next and gets an 8, eliminating him from the competition. Cassi is up next and gets her ball in the water eliminating her. Shelly does the same. Lawon is up next and follows suit. Kalia is next and ties with Dominic. Jordan is up now and gets a 3 because she's fierce. Jeff hits the ball with all of his might and basically throws the competition. Brendon does the same. I imagine they feel they have a better chance to win the next 2 weeks than Jordan would which I agree. So Jordan is our second HoH meaning yet another newbie is leaving us this week. At least this time around she's actually starting to play a lot sooner than her original game. I loved her in her season, but it was mostly her personality. She didn't start really playing and doing well in the competitions until later in her season when she ultimately had no choice. Julie says it's the first time she ever won HoH. Julie's an idiot. She won Top 7 her season as well as winning the final HoH of her season. Seriously Julie?
Anyway, I'm liking this season so far, but that's how it always turns out and then all hell breaks loose.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 3 Recap
Episode 3 of Big Brother 13 is here and things are going to get interesting now. The first PoV happens tonight with Keith and Porsche on the block and a houseguest ends up leaving the game before the first eviction even takes place. It's definitely bound to shake some things up.
Porsche says that because she's on the block, she doesn't know if she's a target or what that means with her alliance with Evil Dick. Keith thinks he's safe because of the newbies. Rachel says her plan is to keep Porsche and keep her safe until the Top 10.
Porsche goes up to the HoH room very emotional and upset. Brendon and Rachel try to comfort her, but she's really just freaking out and not understanding that they're trying to get the golden key for her. I understand that it's scary to be on the block, but she really just seems very unintelligent when they're trying to hand her a free pass and she's not understanding what anything means. She showed promise last episode compared to the first episode, but now she's just making herself seem like an idiot and dropping her stock for me.
Danielle already regrets Dick making the decision to work with Porsche and Rachel and Brendon seem to be having second thoughts as well. Porsche clearly shot herself in the foot.
Meanwhile, Dominic and Keith celebrate while Keith contemplates throwing the veto. Dominic thinks it's a great idea. Clearly they're complete morons because throwing a competition is pretty much always a terrible idea and ends up leading to eviction...which I would love for Keith to get evicted because he's a douchey dumbass. Keith then pitches his idea to Kahlia and because she doesn't completely agree with throwing the veto and suggest Keith talk to the veterans, he freaks out and doesn't trust her.
Now, Dick is called to the Diary room and we're shown obviously long shots of time passing. People then start to pick up on the fact that he's gone. After Danielle starts to panic, Rachel gets called to the Diary room. Shortly after, she returns and announces that Dick has left the house due to an urgent personal matter and that Danielle is given the first golden key because she lost her partner. Danielle is upset by what has happened and hates not knowing what is going on for sure.
Rachel and Danielle go into the HoH room and freak out. Danielle is upset and thinks that their team is now screwed. She also thinks it's not fair that she has a golden key and hates that she's unable to compete. The entire veterans side starts freaking out now except for Jeff who tries to talk about how they still have a chance to do this and win the competitions.
Keith is not only glad Dick is out of the house, but glad that he can make a move on Danielle. He's seriously a disgusting asshole. How the hell is this guy a minister? Seriously. He's a complete piece of shit. He then thinks he's being the hero by trying to call out Porsche and Kahlia. He's putting an even bigger target on his back. He's an idiot. I cannot stand him in any way. He's alienating himself from the newbies too which is fine by me.
Now, it's time for the veto competition. Danielle gets her key and plans to use the next three weeks to build a relationship with the houesguests which is a great idea and how the key should be used. Brendon automatically competes as Rachel's partner. The other duo competing, drawn at random, is Jeff and Jordan which works out excellently for the veterans. Rachel then chooses Adam as the host for the competition. It seems as though both Keith and Porsche are throwing the competition. Keith doing it is idiotic though because he's not the one who's leaning in the safety zone right now.
Adam comes out dressed as a police officer and I'm already concerned about what we're about to see. The veto players are dressed as super heroes. Jordan says that with the costumes, the focal point is the guys' penises.
Keith and Porsche are doing terrible because they want to and Keith thinks he's being a genius by doing it. Jordan and Jeff are doing horrible because they're really bad at this competition. Brendon and Rachel are kicking ass and win the veto with no challenge at all. Rachel and Brendon contemplate whether or not they should keep the nominations the same or not because they think with the veto they have a bit of bidding power. They then go and talk to everyone to feel them out which rubs Dominic the wrong way. When Rachel talks to Keith, he says in the DR that he doesn't care if the veto is used on him because he has the numbers either way. He's such an idiot.
Ultimately, Rachel doesn't use the veto and keeps the nominations the same. I'm hoping that Keith leaves because he's unbarable right now.
Porsche says that because she's on the block, she doesn't know if she's a target or what that means with her alliance with Evil Dick. Keith thinks he's safe because of the newbies. Rachel says her plan is to keep Porsche and keep her safe until the Top 10.
Porsche goes up to the HoH room very emotional and upset. Brendon and Rachel try to comfort her, but she's really just freaking out and not understanding that they're trying to get the golden key for her. I understand that it's scary to be on the block, but she really just seems very unintelligent when they're trying to hand her a free pass and she's not understanding what anything means. She showed promise last episode compared to the first episode, but now she's just making herself seem like an idiot and dropping her stock for me.
Danielle already regrets Dick making the decision to work with Porsche and Rachel and Brendon seem to be having second thoughts as well. Porsche clearly shot herself in the foot.
Meanwhile, Dominic and Keith celebrate while Keith contemplates throwing the veto. Dominic thinks it's a great idea. Clearly they're complete morons because throwing a competition is pretty much always a terrible idea and ends up leading to eviction...which I would love for Keith to get evicted because he's a douchey dumbass. Keith then pitches his idea to Kahlia and because she doesn't completely agree with throwing the veto and suggest Keith talk to the veterans, he freaks out and doesn't trust her.
Now, Dick is called to the Diary room and we're shown obviously long shots of time passing. People then start to pick up on the fact that he's gone. After Danielle starts to panic, Rachel gets called to the Diary room. Shortly after, she returns and announces that Dick has left the house due to an urgent personal matter and that Danielle is given the first golden key because she lost her partner. Danielle is upset by what has happened and hates not knowing what is going on for sure.
Rachel and Danielle go into the HoH room and freak out. Danielle is upset and thinks that their team is now screwed. She also thinks it's not fair that she has a golden key and hates that she's unable to compete. The entire veterans side starts freaking out now except for Jeff who tries to talk about how they still have a chance to do this and win the competitions.
Keith is not only glad Dick is out of the house, but glad that he can make a move on Danielle. He's seriously a disgusting asshole. How the hell is this guy a minister? Seriously. He's a complete piece of shit. He then thinks he's being the hero by trying to call out Porsche and Kahlia. He's putting an even bigger target on his back. He's an idiot. I cannot stand him in any way. He's alienating himself from the newbies too which is fine by me.
Now, it's time for the veto competition. Danielle gets her key and plans to use the next three weeks to build a relationship with the houesguests which is a great idea and how the key should be used. Brendon automatically competes as Rachel's partner. The other duo competing, drawn at random, is Jeff and Jordan which works out excellently for the veterans. Rachel then chooses Adam as the host for the competition. It seems as though both Keith and Porsche are throwing the competition. Keith doing it is idiotic though because he's not the one who's leaning in the safety zone right now.
Adam comes out dressed as a police officer and I'm already concerned about what we're about to see. The veto players are dressed as super heroes. Jordan says that with the costumes, the focal point is the guys' penises.
Keith and Porsche are doing terrible because they want to and Keith thinks he's being a genius by doing it. Jordan and Jeff are doing horrible because they're really bad at this competition. Brendon and Rachel are kicking ass and win the veto with no challenge at all. Rachel and Brendon contemplate whether or not they should keep the nominations the same or not because they think with the veto they have a bit of bidding power. They then go and talk to everyone to feel them out which rubs Dominic the wrong way. When Rachel talks to Keith, he says in the DR that he doesn't care if the veto is used on him because he has the numbers either way. He's such an idiot.
Ultimately, Rachel doesn't use the veto and keeps the nominations the same. I'm hoping that Keith leaves because he's unbarable right now.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Update!
I just wanted to let people know that with a busy work schedule and Harry Potter 7 releasing this week, I hadn't had time to even watch the past two episodes of Big Brother, much less post my thoughts on them. I assure you that Episodes 3 and 4 will be reviewed by tomorrow night :)
Monday, July 11, 2011
Big Brother 13 - PoV Spoilers
Spoilers for the PoV for week one are in black. Highlight to see them clearly! *SPOILERS* Jeff, Jordan, and Brendon are the players selected to play alongside of Rachel, Keith, and Porsche for the PoV. Rachel won the PoV meaning the nominations are staying the same. It was like the veto selection was the worst thing that could have happened for the newbies. *END SPOILERS*
Big Brother 13 - Episode 2 Thoughts
So given that Episode 2 was one of the "Food Competition/HoH Nominations" episodes, most of the things to discuss are household interactions. Instead of doing a full on recap for this episode, I'm mostly just going to discuss some of the key events that happened...not necessarily in the order that they happened.
1). Keith and Porsche were nominated. I'm not really sure what the plan is for sure, but I love this because I hate Keith and I hope that he goes home after this. Porsche seemed like a completely different person than Episode 1 and I think that I could actually potentially grow to like her.
2). After the first have not competition had the house guests dress like cows and soak themselves in milk (I wish I was kidding), Shelly, Cassi, Kalila, and Lawon are the Have Nots of the week and basically have to spend the week sleeping in an insane asylum-type room where the lights don't ever turn off. Way to conserve electricity CBS.
3). "The Regulators" are formed. I swear to go that's one of the dumbest fucking alliance names I've ever heard. The Regulators consist of Lawon, Keith, Dominic, and Cassi and are pretty much guaranteed to be a failure alliance. Seriously. They also flipped out and are now Anti-Porsche because she was working with the other side instead of them...Despite the fact that the concept of their entire alliance relies on voting her out. Hypocritical idiots.
That's all for now. I'll be back for the PoV competition discussion!
1). Keith and Porsche were nominated. I'm not really sure what the plan is for sure, but I love this because I hate Keith and I hope that he goes home after this. Porsche seemed like a completely different person than Episode 1 and I think that I could actually potentially grow to like her.
2). After the first have not competition had the house guests dress like cows and soak themselves in milk (I wish I was kidding), Shelly, Cassi, Kalila, and Lawon are the Have Nots of the week and basically have to spend the week sleeping in an insane asylum-type room where the lights don't ever turn off. Way to conserve electricity CBS.
3). "The Regulators" are formed. I swear to go that's one of the dumbest fucking alliance names I've ever heard. The Regulators consist of Lawon, Keith, Dominic, and Cassi and are pretty much guaranteed to be a failure alliance. Seriously. They also flipped out and are now Anti-Porsche because she was working with the other side instead of them...Despite the fact that the concept of their entire alliance relies on voting her out. Hypocritical idiots.
That's all for now. I'll be back for the PoV competition discussion!
Friday, July 8, 2011
Big Brother 13 Spoilers
There are some massive shocking spoilers that I've just come across. Do not read if you do not wish to know. There are two different spoilers here and I will label them accordingly. *NOMINATION SPOILERS* Keith and Porsche are on the block. Rachel, as annoying as she is, has won some brownie points. *END SPOILERS* And now for the real bomb *SPOILERS* Dick has left the house for personal reasons involving his girlfriend. He was apparently called to the Diary room and never returned. Danielle is being given the Golden Key as such and thus will be guaranteed Top 10. I find it a little unfair since she was given the key for reasons that have nothing to do with gameplay, but I'm glad to see Dick is gone. I just hope that it's nothing serious going on where anyone is hurt or in danger. *END SPOILERS* The game will definitely be interesting this season.
Big Brother 13 - Episode 1 Recap
So here we go again. Another Big Brother summer has begun and it's sure to be another infuriating and fun ride. Tonight we meet our "new" group of housemates as they prepare to spend the summer together in competition for the $500,000 prize.
We start off with Julie announcing to us that there's a Big Brother like no other which is pretty much what she promises us every season because it's in her programming to do so. She goes on to explain that there's a new twist like no other while basically then telling us that this season is essentially Season 9's horrible couples concept combined with Survivor's Fans vs. Favorites format. Awesome.
And the first impression intro videos begin:
Dominic - Is a momma's boy. And probably a tool as well.
Cassi - Is a southern tom boy model. Hmm.
Lawon - "Everyone loves me." Doubtful Lawon. Very doubtful.
Keith - A youth minister...who chases girls...He's also a hypocrite it seems.
Shelly - Seems like she'll be stubborn and butt heads a LOT.
Adam - Is a loser. That's all.
Kalia - A relationship blogger who is like really like good with like words.
Porsche - A VIP Waitress. Conceited with an annoying laugh. Rachel 2.0.
Lawon, Shelly, Dominic, and Porsche are the first four to enter the house. Shelly thinks Porsche sounds like a stripper name. I can't disagree. The other four then enter the house and everyone freaks out...including Keith who is a pig.
Eveyone is quick to pick up on the fact that there's more beds and place settings than there are people in the current house. The introductions than begin and Keith makes me hate him even more. Seriously. I loathe him already and the season has barely begun. Actually, everyone other than Lawon and Keith improve my opinion of them after the introductions so I'm aleady a little more hopeful. Kahlia in particular stands out to me.
The first twist of the pairing is revealed. I'd quickly pick Kahlia, Shelly, or Cassi if I were in the house based on first impressions, but that's just me. Porsche and Keith team up and I hate them. Shelly and Cassi team up and I love them together. Dominic and Adam get together and I feel bad for Dominic. Kahlia gets stuck with Lawon and I feel for her. I would have preferred if Dominic and Kahlia paired up.
Adam immediately figures out that there will be old houseguests returning because for some reason when people enter the Big Brother house they immediately figure everything out, but Julie leaves them hanging.
The door bell rings and everyone freaks out. Rachel and Brendon enter the house and I throw up a little. Just kidding. I throw up a lot. Kahlia and Adam win even more brownies points by making fun of Rachel. I already can't fucking stand her existence...again. Shelly wins brownie points too. God I love the new houseguests.
Then, the doorbell rings once more and Jeff and Jordan enter the house to make my life a lot better. I love Jordan and she's literally my only favorite to ever win Big Brother. I just worry that her winner status is going to hurt her here against the newbies.
Then the doorbell rings yet again. The third and final couple entering the house is Dick and Danielle. I start vomiting even more. Danielle's hair is black now and she kind of looks like Jenna from Pretty Little Liars. How long before she starts crying again?
Dick starts being a dick to Jordan immediately and tries to take charge of the house. It seems Danielle and Dick hate each other still and I already like Danielle a little more. I wonder if it's genuine or not though.
We then move on to the first HoH of the season and it's filled with gorillas and bananas which inspires Lawon to act like an idiot. It looks like this is an endurance competition to hang on to the banana. To make things even more difficult, they get sprayed with chocolate syrup.
Shelly is the first fall. Then Jordan falls. Keith jumps next and I'm glad because it means he can't be safe this week. Cassi and then Lawon fall next. Dominic displays his uncomfortableness with man to man contact despite that it may be necessary for the competition. Adam then falls and keeps Dominic's butt untouched. Jeff then drops followed by dominic. Porsche and Kahlia are the remaining two newbies with the two couples returning that I absolutely hate. Brendon then takes the fall followed by Kahlia. Porsche then drops meaning that a returning player will be the first HoH of Season 13. Rachel makes a deal to keep Dick and Danielle safe if they drop. Dick and Danielle take it. So conceited, stupid bitch wins the week. At least she'll probably keep Jordan and Jeff safe.
Julie then promises yet another twist. The twist is that anyone who survives eviction cannot be nominated until the final 10...Which makes sense because of the couple twist. I feel like Danielle will end up in the Top 10 then. At least I hope she will because I don't want Dick to go four weeks without being nominated and then going home.
My question though is what happens with the PoV? I guess we'll find out on Sunday for sure, but it seems like a PoV will save the entire couple.
We start off with Julie announcing to us that there's a Big Brother like no other which is pretty much what she promises us every season because it's in her programming to do so. She goes on to explain that there's a new twist like no other while basically then telling us that this season is essentially Season 9's horrible couples concept combined with Survivor's Fans vs. Favorites format. Awesome.
And the first impression intro videos begin:
Dominic - Is a momma's boy. And probably a tool as well.
Cassi - Is a southern tom boy model. Hmm.
Lawon - "Everyone loves me." Doubtful Lawon. Very doubtful.
Keith - A youth minister...who chases girls...He's also a hypocrite it seems.
Shelly - Seems like she'll be stubborn and butt heads a LOT.
Adam - Is a loser. That's all.
Kalia - A relationship blogger who is like really like good with like words.
Porsche - A VIP Waitress. Conceited with an annoying laugh. Rachel 2.0.
Lawon, Shelly, Dominic, and Porsche are the first four to enter the house. Shelly thinks Porsche sounds like a stripper name. I can't disagree. The other four then enter the house and everyone freaks out...including Keith who is a pig.
Eveyone is quick to pick up on the fact that there's more beds and place settings than there are people in the current house. The introductions than begin and Keith makes me hate him even more. Seriously. I loathe him already and the season has barely begun. Actually, everyone other than Lawon and Keith improve my opinion of them after the introductions so I'm aleady a little more hopeful. Kahlia in particular stands out to me.
The first twist of the pairing is revealed. I'd quickly pick Kahlia, Shelly, or Cassi if I were in the house based on first impressions, but that's just me. Porsche and Keith team up and I hate them. Shelly and Cassi team up and I love them together. Dominic and Adam get together and I feel bad for Dominic. Kahlia gets stuck with Lawon and I feel for her. I would have preferred if Dominic and Kahlia paired up.
Adam immediately figures out that there will be old houseguests returning because for some reason when people enter the Big Brother house they immediately figure everything out, but Julie leaves them hanging.
The door bell rings and everyone freaks out. Rachel and Brendon enter the house and I throw up a little. Just kidding. I throw up a lot. Kahlia and Adam win even more brownies points by making fun of Rachel. I already can't fucking stand her existence...again. Shelly wins brownie points too. God I love the new houseguests.
Then, the doorbell rings once more and Jeff and Jordan enter the house to make my life a lot better. I love Jordan and she's literally my only favorite to ever win Big Brother. I just worry that her winner status is going to hurt her here against the newbies.
Then the doorbell rings yet again. The third and final couple entering the house is Dick and Danielle. I start vomiting even more. Danielle's hair is black now and she kind of looks like Jenna from Pretty Little Liars. How long before she starts crying again?
Dick starts being a dick to Jordan immediately and tries to take charge of the house. It seems Danielle and Dick hate each other still and I already like Danielle a little more. I wonder if it's genuine or not though.
We then move on to the first HoH of the season and it's filled with gorillas and bananas which inspires Lawon to act like an idiot. It looks like this is an endurance competition to hang on to the banana. To make things even more difficult, they get sprayed with chocolate syrup.
Shelly is the first fall. Then Jordan falls. Keith jumps next and I'm glad because it means he can't be safe this week. Cassi and then Lawon fall next. Dominic displays his uncomfortableness with man to man contact despite that it may be necessary for the competition. Adam then falls and keeps Dominic's butt untouched. Jeff then drops followed by dominic. Porsche and Kahlia are the remaining two newbies with the two couples returning that I absolutely hate. Brendon then takes the fall followed by Kahlia. Porsche then drops meaning that a returning player will be the first HoH of Season 13. Rachel makes a deal to keep Dick and Danielle safe if they drop. Dick and Danielle take it. So conceited, stupid bitch wins the week. At least she'll probably keep Jordan and Jeff safe.
Julie then promises yet another twist. The twist is that anyone who survives eviction cannot be nominated until the final 10...Which makes sense because of the couple twist. I feel like Danielle will end up in the Top 10 then. At least I hope she will because I don't want Dick to go four weeks without being nominated and then going home.
My question though is what happens with the PoV? I guess we'll find out on Sunday for sure, but it seems like a PoV will save the entire couple.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Big Brother 13 Spoilers!
Yes, the season hasn't even begun yet and we've already obtained spoilers for you! Highlight below in black to read what is in store for this season! *SPOILERS* Many have already heard that the contestants this season will be competing against three previous couples from past seasons of Big Brother. It's looking as though now we'll have Jeff & Jordan from Big Brother 11, Brendon & Rachel from Big Brother 12, and Dick & Danielle from Big Brother 8. Personally. I can't stand Rachel, Dick, or Danielle so I'm quite peeved about this, but I'm thrilled to see Jordan returning for this Fans Vs. Favorites style format.
One thing I do find interesting is that, despite this not being the first time contestants have returned to play a second season, it will be the first time that we've had MULTIPLE previous winners returning and playing together. It should be quite interesting to see how it plays out. Personally I hope Rachel, then Dick, followed by Danielle are out in the first few weeks. *END SPOILERS*
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