Last time on Big Brother, Kalia, the current HoH, nominated Rachel and Jeff for elimination this week. Tonight, we will find out who wins the PoV and what comes of that outcome.
After the PoV ceremony, Rachel acts like the crazy bitch she is by stalking Danielle and Shelly has to pull her aside to tell her to cut it out. Danielle says she's thrilled because no matter what happens this week, she's going to be happy and safe.
In the purple room, Shelly continues to tell Rachel to cut it out and tries to say she has more class than this. She really doesn't Shelly. Rachel thinks Danielle has turned everyone in the house against her. Really Rachel? Could it not be that you're a complete bitch? What a child.
Rachel then storms into the Have Not room and starts packing and flips out. She says Danielle got Brendon out to personally hurt her. No she didn't. She did it because it's a GAME. Jordan is trying to calm her down and she's just losing it. I seriously hate this bitch. Jordan starts laying into her telling her that she needs to suck it up and fight for the PoV. I love Jordan.
Danielle and Porsche start talking. Porsche says she's had to distance herself from Rachel because of her completely losing it. Rachel, as she would say about anyone who she disagrees with, completely sucks at this game.
Later, Kalia tells Danielle that if she leaves the game or if she wins, she wants to know that she came in and played her ass off. Kalia then ends up breaking down crying. She tells Danielle that she's just stressed out.
Now it's time to draw players for the veto competition. Jeff, Rachel, and Kalia are obviously playing. Kalia draws Adam, Jeff draws Shelly, and Rachel draws houseguest choice and picks Jordan.
In the other room, Shelly says she wants them to stay together to Jeff and Jordan. They want to make sure that she's still on the same page as them. After she leaves, Jordan starts crying again because she feels bad about the thing with Shelly.
For the veto competition, They have to basically keep rolling a ball back and forth over a ramp until the first one reaches 300 rolls across the center of the ramp. If they drop the ball, their score resets. Kalia starts to rest after awhile once Jeff and Adam take a clear lead. Danielle is kind of pissed that she's just relaxing and bowing to Jeff. Finally, Jeff wins the Veto just 2 points ahead of Adam.
Jeff celebrates in the DR room and says he did it to prove to Kalia he's a man of his word.
Once they're inside Rachel goes into the Have Not room and starts pouting once again.
In the DR room, Kalia tries to once again explain to Jeff what her plan was. Jeff starts cutting into her again and telling her that he thinks it's a stupid game move. Honestly, he needs to shut up. She could still put Jordan up for nomination. Kalia says though she won't put Jordan up and that she hopes that will display they can trust her. Jeff says in the DR that he doesn't believe anything that she says.
We then get this huge event out of Adam shaving his beard. He looks like a completely different person once he shaves his beard.
Rachel then tries to pull Kalia up in the HoH room to talk to her. She says she knows she's the target and that if she makes a deal with her, she has a huge advantage on her side. Blah blah blah. Rachel go home already. Later, Kalia tries to explain this deal to Danielle. Danielle tells her that she doesn't want to work with her. Kalia says she can't get out of Danielle's shadow because everyone thinks she doesn't make her own decisions. Danielle is clearly getting flustered. Kalia is just worried about Rachel coming back in the twist and I think it's completely irrelevant to worry about. Anyone could come back who goes home and come after you.
Later, Lawon and Porsche join them. They talk about the offer and Lawon offers himself to be put up. Is he seriously retarded? Danielle actually think it's a possibly good idea. What? Am I in an alternate reality? After he leaves Kalia and Danielle celebrate that no matter what happens, they could be in a good situation because they don't really care if Lawon goes home and doesn't come back. I still think it's a mistake to not get rid of Rachel, but maybe Rachel not being evicted gives Cassi a better chance of coming back into the house.
At the veto ceremony, Jeff saves himself from the block. Kalia of course puts Lawon up on the block after the deal. Jeff, Jordan, and Rachel all look very happy. Kalia says it's a win/win situation. Jeff thinks she's an idiot because he will still come after her. Lawon doesn't mind being evicted because he thinks the twist will automatically bring him back. He's a moron. Rachel is in disbelief and excited. Whatever.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 13 Recap
Last time on Big Brother, Brendon was thankfully evicted from the Big Brother house and Kalia pulled off an amazing HoH win. Tonight, we find out who Kalia will nominate for eviction as well as which houseguests will be eating for the week.
Jordan says she's glad to still be here, but she feels bad because Brendon and Rachel are why they're here. Danielle says to Brendon to have fun watching Rachel for home. She says she doesn't feel bad because of how horrible they've been and I don't blame her. Rachel says Danielle got rid of Brendon to make her hurt...no Rachel. It's not all personal. God you're a dumb bitch. Seriously can we just get her off of this show this week?
In the DR Kalia celebrates her HoH win. She says it feels amazing and she was glad to show Danielle that she wasn't the only strong person in her group. Danielle says she doesn't regret turning on her own alliance at all. Rachel says Kalia is the worst person who could have won HoH. I'm quite pleased actually. In the Pantry, Kalia dances and celebrates some more.
Rachel goes into the have not room and cries in her bed. In the colored room, Kalia and Danielle celebrate quietly over Kalia's victory. We then go back to Rachel bawling some more like someone died. Really bitch? REALLY? Porsche and Jordan come in to comfort her. After Porsche leaves Jordan brings up Porsche putting up Jeff and Shelly against one another in the HoH. Jeff then comes in and they talk about how they don't trust her.
We then move on to the obligatory HoH room exploration bit with Kalia. She immediately bursts into tears upon seeing photographs from home. After everyone leaves , Danielle and Kalia talk about what's going to happen this week and how to handle the nominations. Rachel then comes into the room to talk to them. I still don't think she gets that the HoH room isn't hers to roam in whenever she wanted. She then asks to talk to Kalia alone. Danielle leaves. Rachel kisses ass telling her she respects her as a competitor and everything. Blah blah blah. Kalia tells her that she doesn't know what she's going to do.
In the purple room, Shelly and Kalia talk about Kalia's home life and where she came from growing up. It's a nice time between the two of them. Then we get to see Adam being able to finally dispose of the elf suit. Then in the back yard Shelly creeps under Kalia as she sleeps in the hammock and scares the crap out of her. It's pretty hilarious.
We then once again jump to the HoH room with Danielle and Kalia talking to one another. Kalia talks about telling Jeff he's putting him up to try to have a better shot of keeping Rachel from winning the veto when she puts her up. Danielle is liking that she might get her way again without having to get her hands dirty. She tells Kalia they need to play as if the twist doesn't exist.
Now it's time for the Have/Have Not competition of the week. The house is divided into two teams. The teams have to choose three ingredients along with milk and name the most ingredients. The houseguest who names the most will get a point for their team. The team with the most points after three rounds wins the title of Haves for the week. Round 1 is Jeff on the blue teams Vs. Lawon on the red team. Jeff picks gorgonzola cheese, eggs, and applesauce. Lawon picks Potato chips, corned beef hash, and cream corn. Jeff guesses the cream corn. Lawon guesses spray cheese. Jeff guesses Corned beef hash. Lawon guesses scrambled eggs. Jeff guesses spray cheese. Lawon guesses Gorgonzola cheese. Since they tie, they have to have a chug-off. Jeff wins the Chug-Off and wins a point for the blue team. Next is Shelly on the blue team vs. Porsche. Beets, dill pickles, and Jalapeno peppers are selected by Shelly. Porsche guesses Horse Radish. Porsche picked Carrots, cocktail onions, and cammed yams. Shelly guesses the carrots. Porsche guesses beats. Shelly guesses Jalapenos. Porsche guesses Dill pickles. Shelly guesses olives after Jeff basically hands her the Canned Yams answer and Porsche wins it. Seriously Shelly? The final round is Danielle on Red vs. Jordan on Blue. Danielle makes Sauerkrat, Horse radish, and applesauce. Jordan guesses horseradish. Jordan makes Spray cheese, Liverwurst, and Creamed corn. Danielle guesses corned beef hash. Jordan guesses Dill pickles. Danielle guesses Liverwurst. Jordan guesses Creamed corn. Danielle guesses hot dogs and we go to a Chug-Off. Danielle wins it for the red team meaning that Jordan, Jeff, Shelly, and Rachel are have nots for the week. The blue team should have won if it weren't for Shelly being an idiot, but I'm glad that Rachel has to suffer again because she's a horrible bitch. The have nots at least also get coconuts and cat fish.
In the Have Not room, Jordan cries because she feels bad. Jordan talks about how Lawon and Porsche do nothing in the house. She's mad that there are floaters in the game still.
Kalia and Shelly got up to the HoH room. Kalia says she has no clue who Shelly is playing with, but she'd love to work with her. She tells her that. Shelly tells Kalia she wants to be in the final 3 with Danielle and Kalia. In the DR she says she actually wants to go with Jeff and Jordan and that this is just a back-up plan if she needs to use it. Later, Jeff and Jordan go into the HoH room with Kalia. Kalia tells them she wants to put up Jeff to make sure that he could win the veto to get rid of Rachel. Jordan basically says she's done because she knows that if Rachel uses the veto, they don't care if Jeff goes home. She says there are a lot of people that are dead weight and she's making big targets out of two strong players and then storms out. Jeff tells her that she's going to be his number one target. I think he needs to calm down because she could easily nominate Jordan and Jeff to give them a big f*ck you. Stupid game move Jeff. They seem to think that the person who is evicted is automatically coming back which is false. Kalia is definitely upset now after Jeff's outburst.
Now it's time for Kalia to make her nominations. Rachel basically smothers Danielle at the table. She's such a fucking child. Seriously I hate her. The two people that she ends up putting up for eviction are Rachel and Jeff. Kalia says she nominated them because the last two weeks have been hell with the backstabbing and cattyness. Rachel then continues to harass Danielle even more. Jeff says it was a terrible decision. Kalia says yelling at her wasn't the way to get her to not nominate him.
Jordan says she's glad to still be here, but she feels bad because Brendon and Rachel are why they're here. Danielle says to Brendon to have fun watching Rachel for home. She says she doesn't feel bad because of how horrible they've been and I don't blame her. Rachel says Danielle got rid of Brendon to make her hurt...no Rachel. It's not all personal. God you're a dumb bitch. Seriously can we just get her off of this show this week?
In the DR Kalia celebrates her HoH win. She says it feels amazing and she was glad to show Danielle that she wasn't the only strong person in her group. Danielle says she doesn't regret turning on her own alliance at all. Rachel says Kalia is the worst person who could have won HoH. I'm quite pleased actually. In the Pantry, Kalia dances and celebrates some more.
Rachel goes into the have not room and cries in her bed. In the colored room, Kalia and Danielle celebrate quietly over Kalia's victory. We then go back to Rachel bawling some more like someone died. Really bitch? REALLY? Porsche and Jordan come in to comfort her. After Porsche leaves Jordan brings up Porsche putting up Jeff and Shelly against one another in the HoH. Jeff then comes in and they talk about how they don't trust her.
We then move on to the obligatory HoH room exploration bit with Kalia. She immediately bursts into tears upon seeing photographs from home. After everyone leaves , Danielle and Kalia talk about what's going to happen this week and how to handle the nominations. Rachel then comes into the room to talk to them. I still don't think she gets that the HoH room isn't hers to roam in whenever she wanted. She then asks to talk to Kalia alone. Danielle leaves. Rachel kisses ass telling her she respects her as a competitor and everything. Blah blah blah. Kalia tells her that she doesn't know what she's going to do.
In the purple room, Shelly and Kalia talk about Kalia's home life and where she came from growing up. It's a nice time between the two of them. Then we get to see Adam being able to finally dispose of the elf suit. Then in the back yard Shelly creeps under Kalia as she sleeps in the hammock and scares the crap out of her. It's pretty hilarious.
We then once again jump to the HoH room with Danielle and Kalia talking to one another. Kalia talks about telling Jeff he's putting him up to try to have a better shot of keeping Rachel from winning the veto when she puts her up. Danielle is liking that she might get her way again without having to get her hands dirty. She tells Kalia they need to play as if the twist doesn't exist.
Now it's time for the Have/Have Not competition of the week. The house is divided into two teams. The teams have to choose three ingredients along with milk and name the most ingredients. The houseguest who names the most will get a point for their team. The team with the most points after three rounds wins the title of Haves for the week. Round 1 is Jeff on the blue teams Vs. Lawon on the red team. Jeff picks gorgonzola cheese, eggs, and applesauce. Lawon picks Potato chips, corned beef hash, and cream corn. Jeff guesses the cream corn. Lawon guesses spray cheese. Jeff guesses Corned beef hash. Lawon guesses scrambled eggs. Jeff guesses spray cheese. Lawon guesses Gorgonzola cheese. Since they tie, they have to have a chug-off. Jeff wins the Chug-Off and wins a point for the blue team. Next is Shelly on the blue team vs. Porsche. Beets, dill pickles, and Jalapeno peppers are selected by Shelly. Porsche guesses Horse Radish. Porsche picked Carrots, cocktail onions, and cammed yams. Shelly guesses the carrots. Porsche guesses beats. Shelly guesses Jalapenos. Porsche guesses Dill pickles. Shelly guesses olives after Jeff basically hands her the Canned Yams answer and Porsche wins it. Seriously Shelly? The final round is Danielle on Red vs. Jordan on Blue. Danielle makes Sauerkrat, Horse radish, and applesauce. Jordan guesses horseradish. Jordan makes Spray cheese, Liverwurst, and Creamed corn. Danielle guesses corned beef hash. Jordan guesses Dill pickles. Danielle guesses Liverwurst. Jordan guesses Creamed corn. Danielle guesses hot dogs and we go to a Chug-Off. Danielle wins it for the red team meaning that Jordan, Jeff, Shelly, and Rachel are have nots for the week. The blue team should have won if it weren't for Shelly being an idiot, but I'm glad that Rachel has to suffer again because she's a horrible bitch. The have nots at least also get coconuts and cat fish.
In the Have Not room, Jordan cries because she feels bad. Jordan talks about how Lawon and Porsche do nothing in the house. She's mad that there are floaters in the game still.
Kalia and Shelly got up to the HoH room. Kalia says she has no clue who Shelly is playing with, but she'd love to work with her. She tells her that. Shelly tells Kalia she wants to be in the final 3 with Danielle and Kalia. In the DR she says she actually wants to go with Jeff and Jordan and that this is just a back-up plan if she needs to use it. Later, Jeff and Jordan go into the HoH room with Kalia. Kalia tells them she wants to put up Jeff to make sure that he could win the veto to get rid of Rachel. Jordan basically says she's done because she knows that if Rachel uses the veto, they don't care if Jeff goes home. She says there are a lot of people that are dead weight and she's making big targets out of two strong players and then storms out. Jeff tells her that she's going to be his number one target. I think he needs to calm down because she could easily nominate Jordan and Jeff to give them a big f*ck you. Stupid game move Jeff. They seem to think that the person who is evicted is automatically coming back which is false. Kalia is definitely upset now after Jeff's outburst.
Now it's time for Kalia to make her nominations. Rachel basically smothers Danielle at the table. She's such a fucking child. Seriously I hate her. The two people that she ends up putting up for eviction are Rachel and Jeff. Kalia says she nominated them because the last two weeks have been hell with the backstabbing and cattyness. Rachel then continues to harass Danielle even more. Jeff says it was a terrible decision. Kalia says yelling at her wasn't the way to get her to not nominate him.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 12 Recap
Tonight, the first veteran of Big Brother 13 will be evicted from the house as Brendon and Jordan are up for eviction. We will also find out who will be the fifth head of household of the season.
Brendon says that relationships are about sacrifices and he's more than willing to give that up for Rachel. He thinks he has a better chance of staying than Rachel would which I don't know if that's necessarily true. Danielle thinks the decision between Brendon and Jordan is a no-brainer. Jordan says if she is going to go, she hopes people at least let her know so she can wear an eviction dress that she bought. Rachel says that competing without Brendon would be horrible because she loves him and she thinks they're the most dynamic duo. Is that why he cheated on her?
In the Have Not room, Brendon and Rachel basically talk about how much they love each other and how sad they are as Rachel whines. Whatever. Don't care.
Outside of the Have not room, Jordan, Shelly, and Jeff talk about whether or not Rachel knew about the veto use. Jeff says he's not going to be able to handle Rachel without Brendon since Brendon helps control her whining and bitching.
In the HoH room, Danielle and Kalia talk about how happy they are that Brendon did what he did and that they really want him out.
Outside, Brendon and Rachel tell Porsche that Danielle and Kalia wanted her out and that she should vote with them to keep Brendon. They then try to strike a deal with Adam. They also talk to Shelly. I swear if they evict Jordan, I will be livid...Especially if Shelly is a vote against Jordan.
In the HoH room, Danielle and Kalia try to talk to Porsche. Danielle wants to sway Porsche to her side obviously. She tries to tell her that the two of them will literally lie to everyone. Rachel then comes in and tries to intrude. I would tell her to get the fuck out if I were Danielle. She then sits there for a little while before leaving. Porsche says she keeps forgetting that it's not her room. Then Rachel whines in the DR room about Porsche talking to Danielle. What a dramatic bitch.
Outside, Porsche tells her that she needs to stop with the sad thing because it's making people uncomfortable. Rachel asks who's side she's on and she says theirs. She then tells Rachel she needs to keep it together. Rachel then blows up and throws a tantrum and eliminates Porsche's vote because she's a moron. Rachel says Brendon made a mistake taking her off the block and asking her to marry him. She's a dramatic loser. She says people are going to hate her more when she leaves the house and she's not ever getting a job. I can't disagree. Brendon and Rachel both then start crying. Oh my god are you kidding me?
On the live show, Julie asks Adam if he thinks he'll ever be able to live down spending the week as an elf. He basically says yes and then does a traditional elf dance. He's retarded and not funny. Just saying. She then turns the question to Rachel and it turns into another ZOMG!11 I LUV Br3Nd000nn!! Kill me. Jeff says if he loses Jordan he'll deal with it, but he can't imagine the house without her.
We then see what Evel Dick has been up to. He says that if he were still in the house, the game would be completely different and he wouldn't have let Danielle play this bad of a game. He says she's been playing so hard so fast in an attempt to prove that she's a great player without her dad. He thinks it will be hard for her to win at this point.
We then turn to Danielle in the HoH room. She says that she regrets making the moves she has as soon as she has, but that she doesn't regret making them. She thinks that Rachel only plays personally and that is her problem.
Now it's time to find out who will be leaving the house. Brendon uses his goodbye speech to talk about how much he loves the Pterodactyl. Jordan says that it's been a long, stressful week and that she wants to be here.
It's time to vote. Jeff obviously votes to evict Brendon. Rachel obviously votes to evict Jordan. Kalia votes to evict Brendon. Adam votes to evict Brendon. Porsche votes to evict Jordan surprisingly enough after Rachel being a psychotic bitch. Lawon votes to evict Brendon and makes Brendon's eviction official. Shelly votes to evict Brendon as well. Julie then announces to the house that Brendon is evicted by a vote of 5-2. Bye bitch.
Outside, Brendon says he chose to save Rachel because of love and starts getting emotional. The goodbye messages are amazing. Kalia tears into him and tells him that she's glad to see him gone. Danielle tells him that he got what he deserved. Rachel whines...Like she always does.
We then find out that next week a previously evicted houseguest will compete to re-enter the house. Holy crap I hope that it's Cassi to re-enter. It'd be beautiful if Rachel went home and then lost to Cassi for who gets to re-enter the house.
The HoH is called Checkmate. They have to be the first person to answer a question correctly about a previously evicted houseguest. The final person standing wins.
Up first it's Jordan vs. Kalia. The two I'd want to win. Kalia buzzes in to answer Dominic before the first question is even answered and wins, knocking out Jordan. How the hell? Kalia picks Rachel and Lawon. She should have done Rachel and Porsche. Rachel rings in Keith to the next question and eliminates LaWon. Kalia and Adam are next. Kalia answers Dominic and knocks Adam out. Rachel and Porsche are next. Rachel knocks herself out by ringing in Dominic. She then gets yelled at for cursing. Jeff and Shelly are up next. Shelly rings in Cassi and knocks out Jeff. Kalia and Porsche are up next by default. Kalia rings in keith and wins knocking Porsche out. Shelly and Kalia make the final battle. Kalia rings in Dominic and wins HoH. Holy crap I'm impressed with her. I hope this means we will get to see Rachel leave.
Brendon says that relationships are about sacrifices and he's more than willing to give that up for Rachel. He thinks he has a better chance of staying than Rachel would which I don't know if that's necessarily true. Danielle thinks the decision between Brendon and Jordan is a no-brainer. Jordan says if she is going to go, she hopes people at least let her know so she can wear an eviction dress that she bought. Rachel says that competing without Brendon would be horrible because she loves him and she thinks they're the most dynamic duo. Is that why he cheated on her?
In the Have Not room, Brendon and Rachel basically talk about how much they love each other and how sad they are as Rachel whines. Whatever. Don't care.
Outside of the Have not room, Jordan, Shelly, and Jeff talk about whether or not Rachel knew about the veto use. Jeff says he's not going to be able to handle Rachel without Brendon since Brendon helps control her whining and bitching.
In the HoH room, Danielle and Kalia talk about how happy they are that Brendon did what he did and that they really want him out.
Outside, Brendon and Rachel tell Porsche that Danielle and Kalia wanted her out and that she should vote with them to keep Brendon. They then try to strike a deal with Adam. They also talk to Shelly. I swear if they evict Jordan, I will be livid...Especially if Shelly is a vote against Jordan.
In the HoH room, Danielle and Kalia try to talk to Porsche. Danielle wants to sway Porsche to her side obviously. She tries to tell her that the two of them will literally lie to everyone. Rachel then comes in and tries to intrude. I would tell her to get the fuck out if I were Danielle. She then sits there for a little while before leaving. Porsche says she keeps forgetting that it's not her room. Then Rachel whines in the DR room about Porsche talking to Danielle. What a dramatic bitch.
Outside, Porsche tells her that she needs to stop with the sad thing because it's making people uncomfortable. Rachel asks who's side she's on and she says theirs. She then tells Rachel she needs to keep it together. Rachel then blows up and throws a tantrum and eliminates Porsche's vote because she's a moron. Rachel says Brendon made a mistake taking her off the block and asking her to marry him. She's a dramatic loser. She says people are going to hate her more when she leaves the house and she's not ever getting a job. I can't disagree. Brendon and Rachel both then start crying. Oh my god are you kidding me?
On the live show, Julie asks Adam if he thinks he'll ever be able to live down spending the week as an elf. He basically says yes and then does a traditional elf dance. He's retarded and not funny. Just saying. She then turns the question to Rachel and it turns into another ZOMG!11 I LUV Br3Nd000nn!! Kill me. Jeff says if he loses Jordan he'll deal with it, but he can't imagine the house without her.
We then see what Evel Dick has been up to. He says that if he were still in the house, the game would be completely different and he wouldn't have let Danielle play this bad of a game. He says she's been playing so hard so fast in an attempt to prove that she's a great player without her dad. He thinks it will be hard for her to win at this point.
We then turn to Danielle in the HoH room. She says that she regrets making the moves she has as soon as she has, but that she doesn't regret making them. She thinks that Rachel only plays personally and that is her problem.
Now it's time to find out who will be leaving the house. Brendon uses his goodbye speech to talk about how much he loves the Pterodactyl. Jordan says that it's been a long, stressful week and that she wants to be here.
It's time to vote. Jeff obviously votes to evict Brendon. Rachel obviously votes to evict Jordan. Kalia votes to evict Brendon. Adam votes to evict Brendon. Porsche votes to evict Jordan surprisingly enough after Rachel being a psychotic bitch. Lawon votes to evict Brendon and makes Brendon's eviction official. Shelly votes to evict Brendon as well. Julie then announces to the house that Brendon is evicted by a vote of 5-2. Bye bitch.
Outside, Brendon says he chose to save Rachel because of love and starts getting emotional. The goodbye messages are amazing. Kalia tears into him and tells him that she's glad to see him gone. Danielle tells him that he got what he deserved. Rachel whines...Like she always does.
We then find out that next week a previously evicted houseguest will compete to re-enter the house. Holy crap I hope that it's Cassi to re-enter. It'd be beautiful if Rachel went home and then lost to Cassi for who gets to re-enter the house.
The HoH is called Checkmate. They have to be the first person to answer a question correctly about a previously evicted houseguest. The final person standing wins.
Up first it's Jordan vs. Kalia. The two I'd want to win. Kalia buzzes in to answer Dominic before the first question is even answered and wins, knocking out Jordan. How the hell? Kalia picks Rachel and Lawon. She should have done Rachel and Porsche. Rachel rings in Keith to the next question and eliminates LaWon. Kalia and Adam are next. Kalia answers Dominic and knocks Adam out. Rachel and Porsche are next. Rachel knocks herself out by ringing in Dominic. She then gets yelled at for cursing. Jeff and Shelly are up next. Shelly rings in Cassi and knocks out Jeff. Kalia and Porsche are up next by default. Kalia rings in keith and wins knocking Porsche out. Shelly and Kalia make the final battle. Kalia rings in Dominic and wins HoH. Holy crap I'm impressed with her. I hope this means we will get to see Rachel leave.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 11 Recap
Last time on Big Brother, Danielle nominated Brendon and Rachel for eviction for the week. Tonight, with lines drawn in the house, the houseguests will fight for the Power of Veto.
We start where we left off after the nomination ceremony. Brendon says he doesn't care because he's going to win PoV and pull Rachel off and then she'll come after Danielle. Jeff says he's not shocked he's safe because Brendon and Rachel are a better target. Danielle says she's ready to turn the house upside down and her target is Brendon. Rachel is crying like a stupid bitch and says she's coming for Danielle.
In the have not room, Brendon and Rachel talk about what happens if they win the PoV. Jeff and Jordan enter the room. Rachel says Jeff will probably go up if she wins PoV. After the others leave, Brendon says if he wins will pull Rachel off. He then cries like a pansy in the DR. Whatever. Nobody cares. They then continue carrying on with each other like they're fucking Jack and Rose on the Titanic as it's sinking.
In the purple room Jeff and Jordan talks. Jordan tells him she thought Brendon and Jeff would be put up. Jordan says if one of them wins the veto, she needs to be put up as a replacement. Jeff says he doesn't like doing that, but he agrees since she'd have more votes to stay.
In the have not room, Danielle asks Rachel if she's okay and says she's sorry. She then says she hopes she doesn't take anything personal. Rachel tells her it was stupid to think you could have friends in the game. Danielle tells her she hopes Rachel knows she's not trying to hurt her and Rachel says she doesn't see it as that. Rachel continues being dramatic as Danielle tries explaining why she had to do it and Rachel says she's trying to tear out her heart. Rachel then tries to say Danielle sucks at the game in the DR. I guess that's why Danielle was previously the runner-up and Rachel is a former 9th placer...Rachel...kill yourself.
Now it's time to pick players for the Veto competition. Danielle, Brendon, and Rachel are automatically playing. Danielle's pick is Jeff. Rachel picks Adam. Brendon picks Porsche. Danielle then picks Lawon as the host of the competition.
Jeff and Jordan talk about potentially backdooring Danielle next week in the purple room.
Then we go straight to veto competition time. The competition looks like an obstacle course that looks like a combination of everything that they have done so far. It turns out that it basically is and that there will be a series of competitions within the competition based on writing the times that things happened and then trying to complete those competitions within the times written. It's slightly confusing at first, but rather simple when you think about it.
We start off with the gum chewing competition. The numbers end up being Rachel with 2:00 and Adam with over 3 minutes. If Rachel can chew ten gum balls and transport them in less than 2 minutes, she's safe and Adam is eliminated. She manages this and knocks Adam out of the challenge.
In Round 2, we go back to the first veto competition. The house guests have to say how long they think it'd take them to complete the veto puzzle. Rachel ends up with 38 seconds and Porsche has the slowest time. Rachel has to complete the puzzle in 38 seconds or she loses. She ends up failing this time and knocks herself out of the competition. Bye bitch.
In Round 3, They have to go back to the hair plucking competition. This time they have to find an eleven letter word within the hairs. Danielle tries to knock Brendon out, but it backfires and she ends up having to try to complete the competition in 29 seconds. She ends up failing despite clearly knowing what the word was.
In Round 4, we go back to the milking competition. The question is how long do they think it would take them to transport 3 gallons of milk. Jeff has to complete the task in 54 seconds. I'll be surprised if he pulls this off. I think he overshot it. He loses by literally 2 seconds and I'm shocked.
In the 5th and final round, they have to estimate how long it will take them to put one ball into the hole similar to the HoH competition that Jordan won. Brendon has to do it in 33 seconds to win the Veto. He wins the veto with only 3 seconds to spare. Damn it. I wanted to guarantee that one of them, hopefully Rachel, went home. Rachel runs up and hugs Brendon. Whatever.
In the Have Not room the two of them then celebrate. Brendon tells Rachel he's going to give it to her, but that he's going to tell everyone he's using it on himself. He thinks that making Danielle have to make a last minute decision will mess her up. I honestly don't think it's going to affect her at all. He's a moron.
Jeff and Jordan talk in the purple room. Jeff is worried that he's going to get backdoored. He says he feels terrible about losing the veto. He thinks that Jordan has less of a chance to go home if she's on the block.
In the HoH room, Kalia tells Danielle she was nervous during the competition because of how high the stakes are. Shelly wants to know who Danielle wants to go home. Danielle says it doesn't matter because they'll decide who goes home. After Shelly leaves, Danielle thinks that she's shady. She then says in the DR she wants to put up Jordan because she thinks she's less of a threat, but she has to talk to Jordan.
Later, Jeff and Jordan go up to talk to Danielle. Danielle tells them that she will do whatever she can to keep them both here. She then wants Jeff and Jordan to find out what's going to happen for sure. Danielle is banking on Rachel being saved by Brendon and getting Brendon out. She says that she's scared to put Jordan against Rachel because she thinks it could go either way, but that if it were Brendon, he would go home. They give her their word that if they win HoH next week, she's completely safe.
Jeff and Jordan go down to talk to Brendon. He lies to them and tells them that he's using it on herself because there's no point since Danielle will go after Rachel anyway.
Brendon and Rachel then go up to talk to Danielle to see where she's at and what she's thinking. Danielle asks them what they're thinking. Brendon says he's going to use the PoV on himself because he feels like he could get further in the game. They then try to fish out of her who she's going to put up as a replacement. Brendon then goes on a tirade of bullshit about how he will win HoH and if one of them is in the final two they will be the winner and so Danielle needs to work with them. I hate him.
It's hilarious because Brendon thinks he's throwing Danielle for a loop, but if he were to actually use the Veto on himself and not Rachel, THAT would throw her for a loop. What he's doing right now is playing right into her hand and he's too much of a pompous idiot to see that.
The veto ceremony then starts and we get the basic BS about why the veto should be used to save someone and all of that. Brendon then predictably uses the PoV on Rachel because he's whipped and a horrible player. He's probably going to go home though which I'm ecstatic about. Danielle then nominates Jordan and basically seals Brendon's fate. I will be shocked if she were to go home over Brendon. Rachel is in tears because I think she realizes what is going to happen. Brendon thinks he completely ruined Danielle's game, but he's just proving how much of an idiot he is. He did EXACTLY what Danielle wanted him to do.
Rachel then goes on about how she feels like a princess and Brendon is her knight in shining armor. I literally want to punch this woman in the face. Jesus.
We start where we left off after the nomination ceremony. Brendon says he doesn't care because he's going to win PoV and pull Rachel off and then she'll come after Danielle. Jeff says he's not shocked he's safe because Brendon and Rachel are a better target. Danielle says she's ready to turn the house upside down and her target is Brendon. Rachel is crying like a stupid bitch and says she's coming for Danielle.
In the have not room, Brendon and Rachel talk about what happens if they win the PoV. Jeff and Jordan enter the room. Rachel says Jeff will probably go up if she wins PoV. After the others leave, Brendon says if he wins will pull Rachel off. He then cries like a pansy in the DR. Whatever. Nobody cares. They then continue carrying on with each other like they're fucking Jack and Rose on the Titanic as it's sinking.
In the purple room Jeff and Jordan talks. Jordan tells him she thought Brendon and Jeff would be put up. Jordan says if one of them wins the veto, she needs to be put up as a replacement. Jeff says he doesn't like doing that, but he agrees since she'd have more votes to stay.
In the have not room, Danielle asks Rachel if she's okay and says she's sorry. She then says she hopes she doesn't take anything personal. Rachel tells her it was stupid to think you could have friends in the game. Danielle tells her she hopes Rachel knows she's not trying to hurt her and Rachel says she doesn't see it as that. Rachel continues being dramatic as Danielle tries explaining why she had to do it and Rachel says she's trying to tear out her heart. Rachel then tries to say Danielle sucks at the game in the DR. I guess that's why Danielle was previously the runner-up and Rachel is a former 9th placer...Rachel...kill yourself.
Now it's time to pick players for the Veto competition. Danielle, Brendon, and Rachel are automatically playing. Danielle's pick is Jeff. Rachel picks Adam. Brendon picks Porsche. Danielle then picks Lawon as the host of the competition.
Jeff and Jordan talk about potentially backdooring Danielle next week in the purple room.
Then we go straight to veto competition time. The competition looks like an obstacle course that looks like a combination of everything that they have done so far. It turns out that it basically is and that there will be a series of competitions within the competition based on writing the times that things happened and then trying to complete those competitions within the times written. It's slightly confusing at first, but rather simple when you think about it.
We start off with the gum chewing competition. The numbers end up being Rachel with 2:00 and Adam with over 3 minutes. If Rachel can chew ten gum balls and transport them in less than 2 minutes, she's safe and Adam is eliminated. She manages this and knocks Adam out of the challenge.
In Round 2, we go back to the first veto competition. The house guests have to say how long they think it'd take them to complete the veto puzzle. Rachel ends up with 38 seconds and Porsche has the slowest time. Rachel has to complete the puzzle in 38 seconds or she loses. She ends up failing this time and knocks herself out of the competition. Bye bitch.
In Round 3, They have to go back to the hair plucking competition. This time they have to find an eleven letter word within the hairs. Danielle tries to knock Brendon out, but it backfires and she ends up having to try to complete the competition in 29 seconds. She ends up failing despite clearly knowing what the word was.
In Round 4, we go back to the milking competition. The question is how long do they think it would take them to transport 3 gallons of milk. Jeff has to complete the task in 54 seconds. I'll be surprised if he pulls this off. I think he overshot it. He loses by literally 2 seconds and I'm shocked.
In the 5th and final round, they have to estimate how long it will take them to put one ball into the hole similar to the HoH competition that Jordan won. Brendon has to do it in 33 seconds to win the Veto. He wins the veto with only 3 seconds to spare. Damn it. I wanted to guarantee that one of them, hopefully Rachel, went home. Rachel runs up and hugs Brendon. Whatever.
In the Have Not room the two of them then celebrate. Brendon tells Rachel he's going to give it to her, but that he's going to tell everyone he's using it on himself. He thinks that making Danielle have to make a last minute decision will mess her up. I honestly don't think it's going to affect her at all. He's a moron.
Jeff and Jordan talk in the purple room. Jeff is worried that he's going to get backdoored. He says he feels terrible about losing the veto. He thinks that Jordan has less of a chance to go home if she's on the block.
In the HoH room, Kalia tells Danielle she was nervous during the competition because of how high the stakes are. Shelly wants to know who Danielle wants to go home. Danielle says it doesn't matter because they'll decide who goes home. After Shelly leaves, Danielle thinks that she's shady. She then says in the DR she wants to put up Jordan because she thinks she's less of a threat, but she has to talk to Jordan.
Later, Jeff and Jordan go up to talk to Danielle. Danielle tells them that she will do whatever she can to keep them both here. She then wants Jeff and Jordan to find out what's going to happen for sure. Danielle is banking on Rachel being saved by Brendon and getting Brendon out. She says that she's scared to put Jordan against Rachel because she thinks it could go either way, but that if it were Brendon, he would go home. They give her their word that if they win HoH next week, she's completely safe.
Jeff and Jordan go down to talk to Brendon. He lies to them and tells them that he's using it on herself because there's no point since Danielle will go after Rachel anyway.
Brendon and Rachel then go up to talk to Danielle to see where she's at and what she's thinking. Danielle asks them what they're thinking. Brendon says he's going to use the PoV on himself because he feels like he could get further in the game. They then try to fish out of her who she's going to put up as a replacement. Brendon then goes on a tirade of bullshit about how he will win HoH and if one of them is in the final two they will be the winner and so Danielle needs to work with them. I hate him.
It's hilarious because Brendon thinks he's throwing Danielle for a loop, but if he were to actually use the Veto on himself and not Rachel, THAT would throw her for a loop. What he's doing right now is playing right into her hand and he's too much of a pompous idiot to see that.
The veto ceremony then starts and we get the basic BS about why the veto should be used to save someone and all of that. Brendon then predictably uses the PoV on Rachel because he's whipped and a horrible player. He's probably going to go home though which I'm ecstatic about. Danielle then nominates Jordan and basically seals Brendon's fate. I will be shocked if she were to go home over Brendon. Rachel is in tears because I think she realizes what is going to happen. Brendon thinks he completely ruined Danielle's game, but he's just proving how much of an idiot he is. He did EXACTLY what Danielle wanted him to do.
Rachel then goes on about how she feels like a princess and Brendon is her knight in shining armor. I literally want to punch this woman in the face. Jesus.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 10 Recap
Tonight on Big Brother, we see the results of the first live endurance competition of the season revealing our fourth HoH of Big Brother 13. We also find out who the winner of this competition will nominate for eviction.
We pick right back where we left off on the ski competition. Danielle says if she loses, there's not doubt in her mind that if she loses she's going home this week and that there's no way she's letting that happen. Jeff says he has to win HoH to guarantee his safety and that the thing for certain is that he doesn't want Danielle to win. Kalia also thinks everyone is gunning for her and if she doesn't win she's going home. Apparently everyone is leaving us this week if they don't win.
In the DR, Daniele admits that Dominic leaving was her fault and that she overplayed her hand. I'm glad she's at least able to see that unlike dumb bitch Rachel who thinks that she's flawless no matter what happens.
In the competition, Adam looks like he's struggling a lot and everyone encourages him. Adam says he's not going to kill himself in the game because both sides think he's with them. He then falls off and picks a snowball. The snowball requires him to wear an elf costume. He says there's no Santa Claus in the Jewish Religion...There's also not a Santa in the actual Christian religion either dumbass.
Lawon then falls off and selects a snowball. He becomes a have not for the week. Porsche is excited that the gold key twist is over because now she can compete in the competitions. Rachel keeps cheering for Brendon and Danielle says she wants to throw up. Brendon whines in the DR about his arms hurting. He falls next and Danielle is ecstatic. He picks a snowball and becomes a Have Not for the week. Jeff says everyone else seems cozy and that he's struggling. He wants to take the chance to get the money and drops. He picks a snowball and wins $10,000. Jordan falls next after struggling a while with the placement of her arms. Jordan picks the final snowball which is a Have Not for the week. Porsche starts having pain in her elbows which she apparently thinks are her shoulders. Seriously? She then falls and it's down to Shelly, Kalia, and Danielle. Brendon makes DR comments about how he's a worthless douchebag. The veterans cheer for Shelly which infuriates Kalia. Rachel tells us in the DR how awesome she thinks she is and that she would win if she were able to compete. Then to Kalia, Danielle basically says Rachel is probably doing exactly what she was doing which I find hilarious. Shelly falls and Rachel looks like she is about to cry. Brendon and Rachel start bickering like they always do and Danielle makes fun of her. I kind of love Danielle. Kalia then drops giving Danielle the win. I'm really excited. I love drama in the BB house and this is going to divide things even further.
In the pantry, Kalia and Danielle celebrate and dance. Dick is probably extremely proud of her right now. Kalia tries to apologize to Rachel and Rachel acts like the cunt that she is and freaks out. Brendon then acts like a douche which is pretty much his default mode.
Danielle tells Jordan that she's not going after Jordan this week and that she doesn't have to worry. Jordan says she doesn't trust Danielle which I don't blame her, but I think that Danielle only tried to get them out last week because of who was in power. I feel like if Jeff or Jordan had the power last week, Danielle would have tried to get them to get Brendon and Rachel out.
Everyone then goes up to see Danielle's HoH room. It's an awkward experience as half of the house doesn't want to go. I personally would have no qualms about not going to the HoH room if someone I didn't like was in charge...especially when it's no secret that they don't like each other.
In the back yard Lawon, Jordan, and Shelly talk about Lawon's sexuality and his preferences in guys. It's a really nice moment between the three of them.
Later, Jeff and Jordan talk to Danielle in the HoH room. Danielle immediately calls it awkward. In the DR, Jeff says it's not easy to talk to them. Danielle assures them that it was a game move and that it wasn't a personal move. They strike a deal that if Danielle doesn't go after them this week, they'll give her next week free.
We then get to see Adam get his elf suit that he has to wear for the week. He prances around the house celebrating it.
Outside Rachel and Porsche are running laps around the back yard when Rachel trips and completely wipes out. I almost die. Seriously. Funniest moment of the season thus far.
The have nots then see that they have to eat Sardines and Sea Weed in addition to slop.
Brendon and Rachel then go upstairs to talk to Danielle. They start kissing major ass at first and then it turns into a completely pointless conversation. They're accusing her and trying to make themselves seem in the right as they always do. They're never at fault. They're Brendon and Rachel... Seriously. Idiots. They tell her that it'd be beneficial to keep them in the game and ask if she'd be willing to make deals with them. Danielle says she's not making deals with anyone and that she's just hearing what everyone has to say to her.
At the nomination ceremony, Danielle nominates Brendon and Rachel for eviction and I'm ecstatic. I want one to go out this week and the other to go out the following because I literally cannot stand them as people.
We pick right back where we left off on the ski competition. Danielle says if she loses, there's not doubt in her mind that if she loses she's going home this week and that there's no way she's letting that happen. Jeff says he has to win HoH to guarantee his safety and that the thing for certain is that he doesn't want Danielle to win. Kalia also thinks everyone is gunning for her and if she doesn't win she's going home. Apparently everyone is leaving us this week if they don't win.
In the DR, Daniele admits that Dominic leaving was her fault and that she overplayed her hand. I'm glad she's at least able to see that unlike dumb bitch Rachel who thinks that she's flawless no matter what happens.
In the competition, Adam looks like he's struggling a lot and everyone encourages him. Adam says he's not going to kill himself in the game because both sides think he's with them. He then falls off and picks a snowball. The snowball requires him to wear an elf costume. He says there's no Santa Claus in the Jewish Religion...There's also not a Santa in the actual Christian religion either dumbass.
Lawon then falls off and selects a snowball. He becomes a have not for the week. Porsche is excited that the gold key twist is over because now she can compete in the competitions. Rachel keeps cheering for Brendon and Danielle says she wants to throw up. Brendon whines in the DR about his arms hurting. He falls next and Danielle is ecstatic. He picks a snowball and becomes a Have Not for the week. Jeff says everyone else seems cozy and that he's struggling. He wants to take the chance to get the money and drops. He picks a snowball and wins $10,000. Jordan falls next after struggling a while with the placement of her arms. Jordan picks the final snowball which is a Have Not for the week. Porsche starts having pain in her elbows which she apparently thinks are her shoulders. Seriously? She then falls and it's down to Shelly, Kalia, and Danielle. Brendon makes DR comments about how he's a worthless douchebag. The veterans cheer for Shelly which infuriates Kalia. Rachel tells us in the DR how awesome she thinks she is and that she would win if she were able to compete. Then to Kalia, Danielle basically says Rachel is probably doing exactly what she was doing which I find hilarious. Shelly falls and Rachel looks like she is about to cry. Brendon and Rachel start bickering like they always do and Danielle makes fun of her. I kind of love Danielle. Kalia then drops giving Danielle the win. I'm really excited. I love drama in the BB house and this is going to divide things even further.
In the pantry, Kalia and Danielle celebrate and dance. Dick is probably extremely proud of her right now. Kalia tries to apologize to Rachel and Rachel acts like the cunt that she is and freaks out. Brendon then acts like a douche which is pretty much his default mode.
Danielle tells Jordan that she's not going after Jordan this week and that she doesn't have to worry. Jordan says she doesn't trust Danielle which I don't blame her, but I think that Danielle only tried to get them out last week because of who was in power. I feel like if Jeff or Jordan had the power last week, Danielle would have tried to get them to get Brendon and Rachel out.
Everyone then goes up to see Danielle's HoH room. It's an awkward experience as half of the house doesn't want to go. I personally would have no qualms about not going to the HoH room if someone I didn't like was in charge...especially when it's no secret that they don't like each other.
In the back yard Lawon, Jordan, and Shelly talk about Lawon's sexuality and his preferences in guys. It's a really nice moment between the three of them.
Later, Jeff and Jordan talk to Danielle in the HoH room. Danielle immediately calls it awkward. In the DR, Jeff says it's not easy to talk to them. Danielle assures them that it was a game move and that it wasn't a personal move. They strike a deal that if Danielle doesn't go after them this week, they'll give her next week free.
We then get to see Adam get his elf suit that he has to wear for the week. He prances around the house celebrating it.
Outside Rachel and Porsche are running laps around the back yard when Rachel trips and completely wipes out. I almost die. Seriously. Funniest moment of the season thus far.
The have nots then see that they have to eat Sardines and Sea Weed in addition to slop.
Brendon and Rachel then go upstairs to talk to Danielle. They start kissing major ass at first and then it turns into a completely pointless conversation. They're accusing her and trying to make themselves seem in the right as they always do. They're never at fault. They're Brendon and Rachel... Seriously. Idiots. They tell her that it'd be beneficial to keep them in the game and ask if she'd be willing to make deals with them. Danielle says she's not making deals with anyone and that she's just hearing what everyone has to say to her.
At the nomination ceremony, Danielle nominates Brendon and Rachel for eviction and I'm ecstatic. I want one to go out this week and the other to go out the following because I literally cannot stand them as people.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 9 Recap
Tonight on Big Brother, we find out who will be the third houseguest evicted out of Dominic and Adam as well as who will be the fourth HoH of the season.
We start with Julie Chen telling us that the duos are going to be discontinued after tonight. Not too shocking since we all knew that the Golden Keys only took people to the Top 10.
We are reminded of Danielle urging Brendon and Rachel to backdoor Jordan and Jeff and the revelation amongst the two veteran couples of what has been going on. I think she started off playing a great game and has really blown it up in her own face. Dominic says he's not surprised that the veto wasn't used and Adam says the same thing. I feel like Dominic will be the one who goes home and has his promises broken.
Danielle goes into the HoH room and warns Brendon and Rachel that if Dominic goes home she's going to be furious. Brendon says he's afraid that he's going to turn on them. She starts yelling at him and naturally Brendon gets defensive. I can feel the deterioration of the alliance as they speak.
Jordan and Kalia talk to one another and Jordan wants to know whether or not Kalia knew if there was a plan to backdoor Jeff. Kalia says if she knew something she would tell them and that she feels like she's having her loyalty question. Jordan assures her that she's just being careful. Jeff wants to talk to Dominic on who wanted to backdoor him. Dominic assures him that it wasn't his idea and Jeff keeps hounding him. Jeff thinks he's lying. Dominic thinks it's Danielle's fault that he's in this position now. Later in the kitchen Jordan and Jeff talk about Kalia and what happened earlier between Jordan and Kalia. Jeff wants to call a house meeting and start calling people out. This isn't going to turn out pretty at all.
Jeff and Dominic then talk upstairs in the HoH room. Dominic basically says it's Danielle's fault without saying Danielle did it. The conversation starts to shift to the potential of trying to get Adam out before being virtually dismissed immediately.
Kalia goes outside to talk to Brendon about how she isn't in the loop anymore and wants to make sure everything is okay. Brendon says in the DR that Kalia is just babbling on and lying. He tells her to her face that he thinks she's playing both sides and that she's a floater. He goes on about Rocket Science and nobody cares because he's a douche. The conversation starts to heat up and turns into a full blown argument. Kalia then warns everyone they're being used before going back into the house. In the DR, Kalia says she's tired of Brendon's better than thou attitude. Me too Kalia. Me too.
A house meeting is then called. Jeff tells her that as soon as she jumped on the plan to backdoor Jeff, the friendship ended. Kalia says she didn't tell anyone because she didn't think anything would actually happen. Jeff tells her that she has to expect something to happen because she went with a plan. They call Danielle out as she just sits there and listens to everyone trashing Danielle. Danielle finally calls Rachel an idiot and I agree. However, that pisses Brendon off and he starts attacking her. Jeff is livid after Danielle admits that it was her idea. I love how Brendon and Rachel ignore the fact that they were strongly considering the idea. Lawon chimes in and just is completely irrelevant.
Julie addresses the situation with Kalia. Kalia says that everyone is grown up and that they know it's a game. Jeff basically makes another dig at Danielle. Julie asks what the benefit of making everything a big house meeting was. He says at least it got everything out in the air. Danielle says she's not surprised things have gotten confrontational this soon.
In the last ditch speeches, Dominic actually says that he thinks people are spineless and that people suck which I think is mighty bold, but I think he knows that he is going home.
Jeff votes to evict Dominic. Jordan votes to evict Dominic. Kalia votes to evict Dominic. Danielle votes to evict Adam. Brendon votes to evict Dominic. Shelly votes to evict Dominic. He's going home. I miss the days when they didn't make us watch all of the votes. It kept some suspense to it whenever Julie was about to reveal who was eliminated. Lawon votes to evict Dominic. Porsche votes to evict Dominic.
After Julie reveals to the house that Dominic has left, Dominic and Adam do a bro bump sort of thing that could have turned out horribly wrong. Danielle looks absolutely livid. With Julie, Dominic basically says that the remaining newbies never gave themselves a chance and just ran to the strong veteran alliance to try to latch onto them.
Julie tells the houseguests that all of them need to gather back in the living room. She lets them know that the duo twist is over and that they're now all playing as individuals. Again, not surprising.
In the backyard for the HoH competition, everything is covered in what looks like snow. The competition is called Big Brother Slalom. It's an endurance competition where they have to hang onto skies. The first five eliminated houseguests get to pick a snowball to open where something good or bad is contained, including $10,000.
I'm actually hoping Danielle takes it because I'd love to see Brendon and Rachel overthrown.
We start with Julie Chen telling us that the duos are going to be discontinued after tonight. Not too shocking since we all knew that the Golden Keys only took people to the Top 10.
We are reminded of Danielle urging Brendon and Rachel to backdoor Jordan and Jeff and the revelation amongst the two veteran couples of what has been going on. I think she started off playing a great game and has really blown it up in her own face. Dominic says he's not surprised that the veto wasn't used and Adam says the same thing. I feel like Dominic will be the one who goes home and has his promises broken.
Danielle goes into the HoH room and warns Brendon and Rachel that if Dominic goes home she's going to be furious. Brendon says he's afraid that he's going to turn on them. She starts yelling at him and naturally Brendon gets defensive. I can feel the deterioration of the alliance as they speak.
Jordan and Kalia talk to one another and Jordan wants to know whether or not Kalia knew if there was a plan to backdoor Jeff. Kalia says if she knew something she would tell them and that she feels like she's having her loyalty question. Jordan assures her that she's just being careful. Jeff wants to talk to Dominic on who wanted to backdoor him. Dominic assures him that it wasn't his idea and Jeff keeps hounding him. Jeff thinks he's lying. Dominic thinks it's Danielle's fault that he's in this position now. Later in the kitchen Jordan and Jeff talk about Kalia and what happened earlier between Jordan and Kalia. Jeff wants to call a house meeting and start calling people out. This isn't going to turn out pretty at all.
Jeff and Dominic then talk upstairs in the HoH room. Dominic basically says it's Danielle's fault without saying Danielle did it. The conversation starts to shift to the potential of trying to get Adam out before being virtually dismissed immediately.
Kalia goes outside to talk to Brendon about how she isn't in the loop anymore and wants to make sure everything is okay. Brendon says in the DR that Kalia is just babbling on and lying. He tells her to her face that he thinks she's playing both sides and that she's a floater. He goes on about Rocket Science and nobody cares because he's a douche. The conversation starts to heat up and turns into a full blown argument. Kalia then warns everyone they're being used before going back into the house. In the DR, Kalia says she's tired of Brendon's better than thou attitude. Me too Kalia. Me too.
A house meeting is then called. Jeff tells her that as soon as she jumped on the plan to backdoor Jeff, the friendship ended. Kalia says she didn't tell anyone because she didn't think anything would actually happen. Jeff tells her that she has to expect something to happen because she went with a plan. They call Danielle out as she just sits there and listens to everyone trashing Danielle. Danielle finally calls Rachel an idiot and I agree. However, that pisses Brendon off and he starts attacking her. Jeff is livid after Danielle admits that it was her idea. I love how Brendon and Rachel ignore the fact that they were strongly considering the idea. Lawon chimes in and just is completely irrelevant.
Julie addresses the situation with Kalia. Kalia says that everyone is grown up and that they know it's a game. Jeff basically makes another dig at Danielle. Julie asks what the benefit of making everything a big house meeting was. He says at least it got everything out in the air. Danielle says she's not surprised things have gotten confrontational this soon.
In the last ditch speeches, Dominic actually says that he thinks people are spineless and that people suck which I think is mighty bold, but I think he knows that he is going home.
Jeff votes to evict Dominic. Jordan votes to evict Dominic. Kalia votes to evict Dominic. Danielle votes to evict Adam. Brendon votes to evict Dominic. Shelly votes to evict Dominic. He's going home. I miss the days when they didn't make us watch all of the votes. It kept some suspense to it whenever Julie was about to reveal who was eliminated. Lawon votes to evict Dominic. Porsche votes to evict Dominic.
After Julie reveals to the house that Dominic has left, Dominic and Adam do a bro bump sort of thing that could have turned out horribly wrong. Danielle looks absolutely livid. With Julie, Dominic basically says that the remaining newbies never gave themselves a chance and just ran to the strong veteran alliance to try to latch onto them.
Julie tells the houseguests that all of them need to gather back in the living room. She lets them know that the duo twist is over and that they're now all playing as individuals. Again, not surprising.
In the backyard for the HoH competition, everything is covered in what looks like snow. The competition is called Big Brother Slalom. It's an endurance competition where they have to hang onto skies. The first five eliminated houseguests get to pick a snowball to open where something good or bad is contained, including $10,000.
I'm actually hoping Danielle takes it because I'd love to see Brendon and Rachel overthrown.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Big Brother 13 - Episode 8 Recap
Tonight on Big Brother, the PoV competition takes place as Dominic and Adam try to save themselves from the chopping block.
We start off after the nomination ceremony and Dominic hopes he's just a pawn for the week because of his relationship with Danielle and his deal with Brendon and Rachel. Adam basically thinks the same thing though so one of them is going to be rather upset. Jeff is thankful because he thought that Rachel was going to hold a grudge against them. Danielle wants to encourage Rachel to hold a grudge to get Jeff or Jordan out of the house.
In the other room Adam and Dominic talk to one another about what is going to happen and what their odds are for this week. Rachel is listening on the other side of the door before she sneaks in. She explains that it's not a week for nominations and that it's a veto week. Rachel is willing to hear deals which raises a red flag for Dominic since he thought there was already a deal in play between them.
Later, Danielle and Dominic flirt in the other room with one another and then talk game play about getting Danielle to see what's going on in Brendon and Rachel's minds.
In the HoH room Rachel says Jordan isn't talking to her and thinks that she's looking at her weird. She's panicking for no reason. Danielle tries to tell her that everyone would be on her side if she put up Jeff and Jordan. She's such a dirty player.
In the bath tub Brendon and Rachel talk. Brendon says that Jordan's selection of Kalia and Shelly to watch the TV show wasn't intentionally against them on game play terms, but that it shows what she thinks of them personally. They're again contemplating whether or not they should go ahead and get Jeff and Jordan out of the house. They're so indecisive. It's ridiculous.
Then Dominic goes to talk with Rachel again to once again let her know that he's on board with her. I feel like Rachel forgets everything anyone tells her and isn't actually aware of what goes on in the house because she's such an oblivious idiot. Dominic in the DR makes it known that he just plans to use them for three weeks and then ditch them. Then Brendon goes on more about how he's an idiot who thinks he's smart...pretty much what his girlfriend does any time she talks.
We get more of the rehashed Dominic and Danielle flirting. It's more of the same. However, Jeff says that the two of them hanging out so much together is kind of making him question her allegiance...which he should.
Now it's time for the Veto competition. The competitors are Brendon, Rachel, Adam, Dominic, Jeff, and Jordan...I feel like it's always them.
In the other room Jeff tells Jordan he wants Danielle out sooner than later. Jordan thinks if they get Dominic out, they will have Danielle's allegiance more than they currently do which I don't really think is true.
Up in the HoH room, Danielle is trying again to get Jeff and Jordan out. She can't believe that they're not listening to her and is getting emotional about it all. She's shooting herself in the foot with how hard she's pushing. Brendon thinks that Danielle is trying to set herself up for a better position. Jordan and Jeff come into the room and the four of them start talking to one another about the situation with Danielle. They see through her and realize she's becoming dangerous and that she's in a good position to not be targetted by anyone at the moment.
Now it's ACTUALLY time for the veto competition. Outside there is a big thing of soap suds and a woman with hairy legs...really. They're playing as individuals again. They have to pluck the hair from the legs and then try to spell the longest word they can from the letters at the bottom of the hair. We then get a flashback of Jeff's Technotronics ordeal from Season 11.
The competition starts and bubbles start flying everywhere. Rachel chokes on the suds...hehe. Jordan spells little. Dominic spells Standings. Rachel spells Mouisturizing...It's spelled wrong. Adam spelled Fractions. Jeff spells Expresses. Brendon spells Understanding and wins the Veto giving him and Rachel complete control...except when it comes to which of the two nominees they want out.
Rachel and Danielle talk outside. Rachel considers trying to get out Lawon. Danielle doesn't see the point and says that Jordan and Jeff are building an army against them. Now she's just being ridiculous. It's to the point where it's just annoying how hard she's trying.
Dominic and Shelly talk. Shelly assures Dominic that if he is still on the block, he's good to stay. They then talk about potential pairings of who would work with who in the future. Little does he know, he talks about Jeff and Jordan being threats and those are the two who Shelly trusts most she says. Shelly naturally goes out and tells Jordan in the back yard what Dominic said. The two of them then go upstairs to talk to Rachel. Shelly spills everything to Brendon and Rachel. Jordan says that Dominic needs to go to weaken Danielle's team. Brendon seems pretty pissed at Danielle, but says they need to not let her know or she's going to start freaking out. Jeff and Brendon then talk and Brendon lays everything out on the table with what Danielle has been trying to do. This is what happens when you push too hard for something in the house. Sneaky, great gameplay becomes sloppy and terrible.
Now it's time for the veto meeting. Brendon gives Adam and Dominic the chance to tell him why he should use the veto to save them. They give the generic we want to be here speech. Brendon's decision is to not use the PoV on the couple meaning one of Adam and Dominic will be leaving us tomorrow night.
Dominic says the deal better hold up to keep him or he's pissed. Adam says he has to do what he has to do so he hopes Dominic has fun talking to Julie thursday. Rachel says that Danielle pushed too hard and now her ally is going out the door. Danielle says that if Rachel thinks she can screw her, she has another thing coming. Whatever. It's her own fault.
Also, we have promise of another twist next week. I think it's simply that they aren't playing as couples anymore.
We start off after the nomination ceremony and Dominic hopes he's just a pawn for the week because of his relationship with Danielle and his deal with Brendon and Rachel. Adam basically thinks the same thing though so one of them is going to be rather upset. Jeff is thankful because he thought that Rachel was going to hold a grudge against them. Danielle wants to encourage Rachel to hold a grudge to get Jeff or Jordan out of the house.
In the other room Adam and Dominic talk to one another about what is going to happen and what their odds are for this week. Rachel is listening on the other side of the door before she sneaks in. She explains that it's not a week for nominations and that it's a veto week. Rachel is willing to hear deals which raises a red flag for Dominic since he thought there was already a deal in play between them.
Later, Danielle and Dominic flirt in the other room with one another and then talk game play about getting Danielle to see what's going on in Brendon and Rachel's minds.
In the HoH room Rachel says Jordan isn't talking to her and thinks that she's looking at her weird. She's panicking for no reason. Danielle tries to tell her that everyone would be on her side if she put up Jeff and Jordan. She's such a dirty player.
In the bath tub Brendon and Rachel talk. Brendon says that Jordan's selection of Kalia and Shelly to watch the TV show wasn't intentionally against them on game play terms, but that it shows what she thinks of them personally. They're again contemplating whether or not they should go ahead and get Jeff and Jordan out of the house. They're so indecisive. It's ridiculous.
Then Dominic goes to talk with Rachel again to once again let her know that he's on board with her. I feel like Rachel forgets everything anyone tells her and isn't actually aware of what goes on in the house because she's such an oblivious idiot. Dominic in the DR makes it known that he just plans to use them for three weeks and then ditch them. Then Brendon goes on more about how he's an idiot who thinks he's smart...pretty much what his girlfriend does any time she talks.
We get more of the rehashed Dominic and Danielle flirting. It's more of the same. However, Jeff says that the two of them hanging out so much together is kind of making him question her allegiance...which he should.
Now it's time for the Veto competition. The competitors are Brendon, Rachel, Adam, Dominic, Jeff, and Jordan...I feel like it's always them.
In the other room Jeff tells Jordan he wants Danielle out sooner than later. Jordan thinks if they get Dominic out, they will have Danielle's allegiance more than they currently do which I don't really think is true.
Up in the HoH room, Danielle is trying again to get Jeff and Jordan out. She can't believe that they're not listening to her and is getting emotional about it all. She's shooting herself in the foot with how hard she's pushing. Brendon thinks that Danielle is trying to set herself up for a better position. Jordan and Jeff come into the room and the four of them start talking to one another about the situation with Danielle. They see through her and realize she's becoming dangerous and that she's in a good position to not be targetted by anyone at the moment.
Now it's ACTUALLY time for the veto competition. Outside there is a big thing of soap suds and a woman with hairy legs...really. They're playing as individuals again. They have to pluck the hair from the legs and then try to spell the longest word they can from the letters at the bottom of the hair. We then get a flashback of Jeff's Technotronics ordeal from Season 11.
The competition starts and bubbles start flying everywhere. Rachel chokes on the suds...hehe. Jordan spells little. Dominic spells Standings. Rachel spells Mouisturizing...It's spelled wrong. Adam spelled Fractions. Jeff spells Expresses. Brendon spells Understanding and wins the Veto giving him and Rachel complete control...except when it comes to which of the two nominees they want out.
Rachel and Danielle talk outside. Rachel considers trying to get out Lawon. Danielle doesn't see the point and says that Jordan and Jeff are building an army against them. Now she's just being ridiculous. It's to the point where it's just annoying how hard she's trying.
Dominic and Shelly talk. Shelly assures Dominic that if he is still on the block, he's good to stay. They then talk about potential pairings of who would work with who in the future. Little does he know, he talks about Jeff and Jordan being threats and those are the two who Shelly trusts most she says. Shelly naturally goes out and tells Jordan in the back yard what Dominic said. The two of them then go upstairs to talk to Rachel. Shelly spills everything to Brendon and Rachel. Jordan says that Dominic needs to go to weaken Danielle's team. Brendon seems pretty pissed at Danielle, but says they need to not let her know or she's going to start freaking out. Jeff and Brendon then talk and Brendon lays everything out on the table with what Danielle has been trying to do. This is what happens when you push too hard for something in the house. Sneaky, great gameplay becomes sloppy and terrible.
Now it's time for the veto meeting. Brendon gives Adam and Dominic the chance to tell him why he should use the veto to save them. They give the generic we want to be here speech. Brendon's decision is to not use the PoV on the couple meaning one of Adam and Dominic will be leaving us tomorrow night.
Dominic says the deal better hold up to keep him or he's pissed. Adam says he has to do what he has to do so he hopes Dominic has fun talking to Julie thursday. Rachel says that Danielle pushed too hard and now her ally is going out the door. Danielle says that if Rachel thinks she can screw her, she has another thing coming. Whatever. It's her own fault.
Also, we have promise of another twist next week. I think it's simply that they aren't playing as couples anymore.
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