Tonight on Big Brother, we see the results of the first live endurance competition of the season revealing our fourth HoH of Big Brother 13. We also find out who the winner of this competition will nominate for eviction.
We pick right back where we left off on the ski competition. Danielle says if she loses, there's not doubt in her mind that if she loses she's going home this week and that there's no way she's letting that happen. Jeff says he has to win HoH to guarantee his safety and that the thing for certain is that he doesn't want Danielle to win. Kalia also thinks everyone is gunning for her and if she doesn't win she's going home. Apparently everyone is leaving us this week if they don't win.
In the DR, Daniele admits that Dominic leaving was her fault and that she overplayed her hand. I'm glad she's at least able to see that unlike dumb bitch Rachel who thinks that she's flawless no matter what happens.
In the competition, Adam looks like he's struggling a lot and everyone encourages him. Adam says he's not going to kill himself in the game because both sides think he's with them. He then falls off and picks a snowball. The snowball requires him to wear an elf costume. He says there's no Santa Claus in the Jewish Religion...There's also not a Santa in the actual Christian religion either dumbass.
Lawon then falls off and selects a snowball. He becomes a have not for the week. Porsche is excited that the gold key twist is over because now she can compete in the competitions. Rachel keeps cheering for Brendon and Danielle says she wants to throw up. Brendon whines in the DR about his arms hurting. He falls next and Danielle is ecstatic. He picks a snowball and becomes a Have Not for the week. Jeff says everyone else seems cozy and that he's struggling. He wants to take the chance to get the money and drops. He picks a snowball and wins $10,000. Jordan falls next after struggling a while with the placement of her arms. Jordan picks the final snowball which is a Have Not for the week. Porsche starts having pain in her elbows which she apparently thinks are her shoulders. Seriously? She then falls and it's down to Shelly, Kalia, and Danielle. Brendon makes DR comments about how he's a worthless douchebag. The veterans cheer for Shelly which infuriates Kalia. Rachel tells us in the DR how awesome she thinks she is and that she would win if she were able to compete. Then to Kalia, Danielle basically says Rachel is probably doing exactly what she was doing which I find hilarious. Shelly falls and Rachel looks like she is about to cry. Brendon and Rachel start bickering like they always do and Danielle makes fun of her. I kind of love Danielle. Kalia then drops giving Danielle the win. I'm really excited. I love drama in the BB house and this is going to divide things even further.
In the pantry, Kalia and Danielle celebrate and dance. Dick is probably extremely proud of her right now. Kalia tries to apologize to Rachel and Rachel acts like the cunt that she is and freaks out. Brendon then acts like a douche which is pretty much his default mode.
Danielle tells Jordan that she's not going after Jordan this week and that she doesn't have to worry. Jordan says she doesn't trust Danielle which I don't blame her, but I think that Danielle only tried to get them out last week because of who was in power. I feel like if Jeff or Jordan had the power last week, Danielle would have tried to get them to get Brendon and Rachel out.
Everyone then goes up to see Danielle's HoH room. It's an awkward experience as half of the house doesn't want to go. I personally would have no qualms about not going to the HoH room if someone I didn't like was in charge...especially when it's no secret that they don't like each other.
In the back yard Lawon, Jordan, and Shelly talk about Lawon's sexuality and his preferences in guys. It's a really nice moment between the three of them.
Later, Jeff and Jordan talk to Danielle in the HoH room. Danielle immediately calls it awkward. In the DR, Jeff says it's not easy to talk to them. Danielle assures them that it was a game move and that it wasn't a personal move. They strike a deal that if Danielle doesn't go after them this week, they'll give her next week free.
We then get to see Adam get his elf suit that he has to wear for the week. He prances around the house celebrating it.
Outside Rachel and Porsche are running laps around the back yard when Rachel trips and completely wipes out. I almost die. Seriously. Funniest moment of the season thus far.
The have nots then see that they have to eat Sardines and Sea Weed in addition to slop.
Brendon and Rachel then go upstairs to talk to Danielle. They start kissing major ass at first and then it turns into a completely pointless conversation. They're accusing her and trying to make themselves seem in the right as they always do. They're never at fault. They're Brendon and Rachel... Seriously. Idiots. They tell her that it'd be beneficial to keep them in the game and ask if she'd be willing to make deals with them. Danielle says she's not making deals with anyone and that she's just hearing what everyone has to say to her.
At the nomination ceremony, Danielle nominates Brendon and Rachel for eviction and I'm ecstatic. I want one to go out this week and the other to go out the following because I literally cannot stand them as people.
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