Tonight, the first veteran of Big Brother 13 will be evicted from the house as Brendon and Jordan are up for eviction. We will also find out who will be the fifth head of household of the season.
Brendon says that relationships are about sacrifices and he's more than willing to give that up for Rachel. He thinks he has a better chance of staying than Rachel would which I don't know if that's necessarily true. Danielle thinks the decision between Brendon and Jordan is a no-brainer. Jordan says if she is going to go, she hopes people at least let her know so she can wear an eviction dress that she bought. Rachel says that competing without Brendon would be horrible because she loves him and she thinks they're the most dynamic duo. Is that why he cheated on her?
In the Have Not room, Brendon and Rachel basically talk about how much they love each other and how sad they are as Rachel whines. Whatever. Don't care.
Outside of the Have not room, Jordan, Shelly, and Jeff talk about whether or not Rachel knew about the veto use. Jeff says he's not going to be able to handle Rachel without Brendon since Brendon helps control her whining and bitching.
In the HoH room, Danielle and Kalia talk about how happy they are that Brendon did what he did and that they really want him out.
Outside, Brendon and Rachel tell Porsche that Danielle and Kalia wanted her out and that she should vote with them to keep Brendon. They then try to strike a deal with Adam. They also talk to Shelly. I swear if they evict Jordan, I will be livid...Especially if Shelly is a vote against Jordan.
In the HoH room, Danielle and Kalia try to talk to Porsche. Danielle wants to sway Porsche to her side obviously. She tries to tell her that the two of them will literally lie to everyone. Rachel then comes in and tries to intrude. I would tell her to get the fuck out if I were Danielle. She then sits there for a little while before leaving. Porsche says she keeps forgetting that it's not her room. Then Rachel whines in the DR room about Porsche talking to Danielle. What a dramatic bitch.
Outside, Porsche tells her that she needs to stop with the sad thing because it's making people uncomfortable. Rachel asks who's side she's on and she says theirs. She then tells Rachel she needs to keep it together. Rachel then blows up and throws a tantrum and eliminates Porsche's vote because she's a moron. Rachel says Brendon made a mistake taking her off the block and asking her to marry him. She's a dramatic loser. She says people are going to hate her more when she leaves the house and she's not ever getting a job. I can't disagree. Brendon and Rachel both then start crying. Oh my god are you kidding me?
On the live show, Julie asks Adam if he thinks he'll ever be able to live down spending the week as an elf. He basically says yes and then does a traditional elf dance. He's retarded and not funny. Just saying. She then turns the question to Rachel and it turns into another ZOMG!11 I LUV Br3Nd000nn!! Kill me. Jeff says if he loses Jordan he'll deal with it, but he can't imagine the house without her.
We then see what Evel Dick has been up to. He says that if he were still in the house, the game would be completely different and he wouldn't have let Danielle play this bad of a game. He says she's been playing so hard so fast in an attempt to prove that she's a great player without her dad. He thinks it will be hard for her to win at this point.
We then turn to Danielle in the HoH room. She says that she regrets making the moves she has as soon as she has, but that she doesn't regret making them. She thinks that Rachel only plays personally and that is her problem.
Now it's time to find out who will be leaving the house. Brendon uses his goodbye speech to talk about how much he loves the Pterodactyl. Jordan says that it's been a long, stressful week and that she wants to be here.
It's time to vote. Jeff obviously votes to evict Brendon. Rachel obviously votes to evict Jordan. Kalia votes to evict Brendon. Adam votes to evict Brendon. Porsche votes to evict Jordan surprisingly enough after Rachel being a psychotic bitch. Lawon votes to evict Brendon and makes Brendon's eviction official. Shelly votes to evict Brendon as well. Julie then announces to the house that Brendon is evicted by a vote of 5-2. Bye bitch.
Outside, Brendon says he chose to save Rachel because of love and starts getting emotional. The goodbye messages are amazing. Kalia tears into him and tells him that she's glad to see him gone. Danielle tells him that he got what he deserved. Rachel whines...Like she always does.
We then find out that next week a previously evicted houseguest will compete to re-enter the house. Holy crap I hope that it's Cassi to re-enter. It'd be beautiful if Rachel went home and then lost to Cassi for who gets to re-enter the house.
The HoH is called Checkmate. They have to be the first person to answer a question correctly about a previously evicted houseguest. The final person standing wins.
Up first it's Jordan vs. Kalia. The two I'd want to win. Kalia buzzes in to answer Dominic before the first question is even answered and wins, knocking out Jordan. How the hell? Kalia picks Rachel and Lawon. She should have done Rachel and Porsche. Rachel rings in Keith to the next question and eliminates LaWon. Kalia and Adam are next. Kalia answers Dominic and knocks Adam out. Rachel and Porsche are next. Rachel knocks herself out by ringing in Dominic. She then gets yelled at for cursing. Jeff and Shelly are up next. Shelly rings in Cassi and knocks out Jeff. Kalia and Porsche are up next by default. Kalia rings in keith and wins knocking Porsche out. Shelly and Kalia make the final battle. Kalia rings in Dominic and wins HoH. Holy crap I'm impressed with her. I hope this means we will get to see Rachel leave.
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