Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Big Brother 13 - Episode 14 Recap

Last time on Big Brother, Kalia, the current HoH, nominated Rachel and Jeff for elimination this week. Tonight, we will find out who wins the PoV and what comes of that outcome.

After the PoV ceremony, Rachel acts like the crazy bitch she is by stalking Danielle and Shelly has to pull her aside to tell her to cut it out. Danielle says she's thrilled because no matter what happens this week, she's going to be happy and safe.

In the purple room, Shelly continues to tell Rachel to cut it out and tries to say she has more class than this. She really doesn't Shelly. Rachel thinks Danielle has turned everyone in the house against her. Really Rachel? Could it not be that you're a complete bitch? What a child.

Rachel then storms into the Have Not room and starts packing and flips out. She says Danielle got Brendon out to personally hurt her. No she didn't. She did it because it's a GAME. Jordan is trying to calm her down and she's just losing it. I seriously hate this bitch. Jordan starts laying into her telling her that she needs to suck it up and fight for the PoV. I love Jordan.

Danielle and Porsche start talking. Porsche says she's had to distance herself from Rachel because of her completely losing it. Rachel, as she would say about anyone who she disagrees with, completely sucks at this game.

Later, Kalia tells Danielle that if she leaves the game or if she wins, she wants to know that she came in and played her ass off. Kalia then ends up breaking down crying. She tells Danielle that she's just stressed out.

Now it's time to draw players for the veto competition. Jeff, Rachel, and Kalia are obviously playing. Kalia draws Adam, Jeff draws Shelly, and Rachel draws houseguest choice and picks Jordan.

In the other room, Shelly says she wants them to stay together to Jeff and Jordan. They want to make sure that she's still on the same page as them. After she leaves, Jordan starts crying again because she feels bad about the thing with Shelly.

For the veto competition, They have to basically keep rolling a ball back and forth over a ramp until the first one reaches 300 rolls across the center of the ramp. If they drop the ball, their score resets. Kalia starts to rest after awhile once Jeff and Adam take a clear lead. Danielle is kind of pissed that she's just relaxing and bowing to Jeff. Finally, Jeff wins the Veto just 2 points ahead of Adam.

Jeff celebrates in the DR room and says he did it to prove to Kalia he's a man of his word.

Once they're inside Rachel goes into the Have Not room and starts pouting once again.

In the DR room, Kalia tries to once again explain to Jeff what her plan was. Jeff starts cutting into her again and telling her that he thinks it's a stupid game move. Honestly, he needs to shut up. She could still put Jordan up for nomination. Kalia says though she won't put Jordan up and that she hopes that will display they can trust her. Jeff says in the DR that he doesn't believe anything that she says.

We then get this huge event out of Adam shaving his beard. He looks like a completely different person once he shaves his beard.

Rachel then tries to pull Kalia up in the HoH room to talk to her. She says she knows she's the target and that if she makes a deal with her, she has a huge advantage on her side. Blah blah blah. Rachel go home already. Later, Kalia tries to explain this deal to Danielle. Danielle tells her that she doesn't want to work with her. Kalia says she can't get out of Danielle's shadow because everyone thinks she doesn't make her own decisions. Danielle is clearly getting flustered. Kalia is just worried about Rachel coming back in the twist and I think it's completely irrelevant to worry about. Anyone could come back who goes home and come after you.

Later, Lawon and Porsche join them. They talk about the offer and Lawon offers himself to be put up. Is he seriously retarded? Danielle actually think it's a possibly good idea. What? Am I in an alternate reality? After he leaves Kalia and Danielle celebrate that no matter what happens, they could be in a good situation because they don't really care if Lawon goes home and doesn't come back. I still think it's a mistake to not get rid of Rachel, but maybe Rachel not being evicted gives Cassi a better chance of coming back into the house.

At the veto ceremony, Jeff saves himself from the block. Kalia of course puts Lawon up on the block after the deal. Jeff, Jordan, and Rachel all look very happy. Kalia says it's a win/win situation. Jeff thinks she's an idiot because he will still come after her. Lawon doesn't mind being evicted because he thinks the twist will automatically bring him back. He's a moron. Rachel is in disbelief and excited. Whatever.

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