Last time on Big Brother, Cassi was evicted and Pterodactwhore won HoH for the second time, much to my dismay.
Dominic says he thinks the regulators are the worst alliance in BB history. I definitely think that they're strong competitors for that title. We then see Rachel winning HoH again and celebrating like the dumb bitch she is. She says she's never lost an HoH which isn't true. Jordan says she feels good that Rachel won HoH which I hope is something she continues to feel by the end of the week. Jeff and Brendon discuss nominations. Brendon says he feels like they have to put up Dominic and Adam.
Rachel comes out asking who wants to see her HoH room. Everyone hides and then hits her with pillows. She loves the attention.
Adam goes up to talk to Brendon and Rachel to try to make a deal like he always does. Rachel doesn't buy it and thinks they would have been a target if Adam had won HoH this week. Lawon then goes up to talk to them and starts spilling out his game and promises to them as well. He has no strategy basically.
In the kitchen everyone talks about Dominic snoring. This is a great use of air time....
ANYWAY, now it's time for the Luxury competition and everyone plays meaning there are no Have Nots. Some guy comes out and nobody knows who he is. That's because he is nobody. He's basically an advertisement for the show Same Name. They basically have to guess celebrity names based on clues.
The first clue is bars of soap and binoculars. Jordan amazingly guesses David Hasselhoff and I think she's actually right. The way she got to that was amazing. The next clue is a Mic stand. Porsche guesses Michael Jackson because she's an idiot. The next clue is a guy in knight with a life guard thing. Everyone guesses random guesses that make no sense. Jordan got it right on the first clue and won. I have no clue how she got that. I'm in awe.
She chooses Jeff, Shelly, and Kalia to go on a reward with her and Rachel freaks out. God forbid she gives someone new to the game who hasn't already had the HoH room twice a prize. Selfish bitch. Brendon and Rachel get in a fight again and Rachel start crying. Whatever. I'm so over her. Dominic says that they're like third graders and I agree. They're children.
Jordan says she didn't want to take them because she didn't want to have to suck up to her just because she was HoH. Brendon on the other hand is freaking out and just wants to get Jeff and Jordan out now. They then start talking about how it wasn't worth it to come back into the game. I wish they wouldn't have either. Dominic then comes in and kisses ass. Brendon says he doesn't trust Jeff and Jordan because they'll never have a bigger target than Brendon and Rachel do....Do they know what trust means? How does that make them untrustworthy?
Danielle and Dominic then talk about nominating Jeff and Jordan. Danielle wants it done because as the solo veteran, she thinks targetting the couples and pitting them against each other helps her. Jeff literally comes in right after that and tries to do some damage control.
It's now time for nominations. She's nominated Dominic and Adam thankfully. She says that it's purely strategic, but that's what they always say. Adam says he's been assured he's not a target, but Dominic says the same exact thing. Rachel sounds like she wants to win the veto to backdoor Jeff and Jordan. I'll kill if she does.
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