Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Big Brother 13 - Episode 7 Recap

Last time Jordan got my hopes up by teasing that she might nominate Brendon and Rachel after Dominc and Adam were saved by the veto. However, tonight one of Cassi or Shelly will be leaving the competition. I hope it's Shelly, but I know we'll probably be unfortunately seeing Cassi leave the competition.

Shelly says she feels crappy and that she hopes she is safe. She thinks that she will be, but it will be bittersweet. Rachel makes even more bitch comments in the Diary room. Seriously who the fuck is this person?

Shelly feels guilty about her decision to evict Keith. Cassi and Shelly talk in the Have Not room about campaigning against one another. Jordan is emotional and upset in the HoH room. I feel like she eliminated two people who would have worked with her in the future over two people who WILL stab them in the back.

Shelly is upset in the kitchen about lying because she knows her kids are watching. Danielle tries to comfort her, but makes it sound completely like the opposite of what she is actually saying which I think is kind of hilarious.

Porsche suddenly shows up in reference to the conversation and I remember that she's actually in the house when Rachel and Cassi are talking in the Have Not room. Rachel ends up being a complete bitch...which is basically all she is. She's a horrible person and a stupid, hypocritical bitch. She thinks that Cassi is mean and that she's done nothing to her. I swear Rachel isn't a real person. There's no way.

We check in with Dominic and Adam's friends and family. Don't care. Sorry.

In the HoH Room Julie talks to Jordan. She addresses the Rachel and Brendon situation. Jordan says it's fun for now and it's good to have them on their side because of their competitive nature, but that they know they're going to have to get rid of them down the road.

It's time now for the Nominees to address the houseguests before the votes. We get the generic "I love you and adore you" comments.

Voting time comes. Pterodactwhore votes Cassi. Brendon votes Cassi. Jeff votes to evict Cassi. Do we really need to go through all of this? Adam votes to evict Cassi. Dominic votes to evict Cassi. Everyone votes Cassi. The end. Julie then reveals that Cassi has been evicted unanimously. I'm going to miss her. I've said it before, but I think she would have been an awesome competitor to watch. In the goodbye videos everyone, but Rachel sees what actually happened.

Now it's time for the HoH and I fear I'm going to hate this week's results. I hope not, but who knows. They basically have to guess how they think America answered a series of questions.
1). According to America, which HG would they rather get mouth to mouth from? Jeff or Brendon.
Everyone says Jeff and gets it right. Jeff celebrates.
2). Which HG is likely to warm the pool with something other than charm? Adam or Kalia.
Everyone says Adam and gets it right.
3). Which HG is more likely to steal someone's lover? Rachel or Porsche.
Everyone, but Kalia says Porsche and Kalia is eliminated for being wrong.
The next question eliminates Jeff and I'm pissed. The next question eliminates everyone except Rachel and Brendon. Fuck I knew I'd hate this. Rachel wins again. FUCK I KNEW I'D HATE THIS. Ugh. Murder me now. If Rachel nominates Jeff and Jordan I will seriously rage. I can't stand her.

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