Tonight we get the first eviction and we start with Julie Chen telling us that it was the most unexpected first week in the history of the show. Eh. I disagree, but whatever. Dick leaving was unexpected, but that's pretty much it. We've had returning players before. We've had partners before. Don't lie to me Chenbot.
I do have to say one good thing about Dick's departure is that we'll be able to see how Danielle plays without her dad. I honestly feel like he's one of the big things that made me dislike her so much in Season 8.
Keith tries to sweet talk Porsche and she basically calls him on his bullsh*t. I hope he goes. Lawon, Cassi, and Dominic talk and they agree that they want to get rid of Porsche.
Rachel talks about how they need to step up their social game and start integrating themselves with the newbies. I have to say that so far, while she's still annoyed me, she's been so much better this season than last season. They're playing Big Booty which I think is a terrible game that I've unfortunately been forced to play before because of my theatre background. Dominic thinks that they veterans being social and having fun is a game play. Brendon gets pissed because of people calling him by the pet name Rachel calls him and then proceeds to act like a total douchebag towards her. It then turns into a whole ordeal and ultimately ends up being a thing about Brendon not wanting to seem less masculine. Jesus christ.
The veterans try to make Adam feel even more solid in the alliance by letting him name it. He decides on "Adam's Angels" and the vets just kind of laugh. Cassi is trying to sell getting rid of Porsche to Cassi and Kalia. Kalia says that even though she wants Keith gone, she's not willing to stick her neck out on the line so that she would vote with the majority of they want Porsche gone. Shelly wants to know what she gets out of keeping Keith. Cassi then tries to work over Adam. I swear that if this bitch gets Keith to stay and gives him a golden key I'll be livid.
Julie now givves the houesguests a message letting them know that he's alright and that everyone in his family is alright. Danielle rolls her eyes when as Dick addresses her. Dick tells the houesguests that he wants to see some great gameplay this summer. Julie asks Danielle if there's a message she'd like to give back to Dick. Julie proceeds to make it completely awkward for Danielle after she doesn't say "I love you." Wow Chenbot. Way to be a bitch.
The eviction ceremony begins taking place. Dominic votes Porsche. Brendon votes Keith. Jordan votes to evict Keith. Cassi's vote is for Porsche. No surprises so far. Lawon's vote is Porsche. Jeff votes Keith. Danielle clarifies that she loves her father and then votes to evict Keith. Adam votes to evict Porsche and it looks like we're stuck with Keith. Fuck. Kalia votes to evict Keith and I fucking love her to death. Shelly votes to get rid of Keith as well and she also jumps to the list of my favorite newbies. Keith leaves us by a vote of 6 to 4 and I'm thrilled with this first eviction. Keith was a piece of shit and I couldn't bare to watch him any more in this game.
I don't even care to comment on his exit interview. It's just more of Keith being stupid and not realizing that his alliance wasn't big enough to warrant safety and cockiness.
The HoH competition is basically a game of mini-golf where they have to try to get closest to the hole in one. Dominic goes first and gets a 6, adam goes next and gets an 8, eliminating him from the competition. Cassi is up next and gets her ball in the water eliminating her. Shelly does the same. Lawon is up next and follows suit. Kalia is next and ties with Dominic. Jordan is up now and gets a 3 because she's fierce. Jeff hits the ball with all of his might and basically throws the competition. Brendon does the same. I imagine they feel they have a better chance to win the next 2 weeks than Jordan would which I agree. So Jordan is our second HoH meaning yet another newbie is leaving us this week. At least this time around she's actually starting to play a lot sooner than her original game. I loved her in her season, but it was mostly her personality. She didn't start really playing and doing well in the competitions until later in her season when she ultimately had no choice. Julie says it's the first time she ever won HoH. Julie's an idiot. She won Top 7 her season as well as winning the final HoH of her season. Seriously Julie?
Anyway, I'm liking this season so far, but that's how it always turns out and then all hell breaks loose.
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